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My dear, darling, precious, sweet gremlin child of a cat just woke me up with a fart to bad I thought she was trying to kill me.

She's not in bed with me. She's asleep on the other side of the room.

#pei rambles #my sweet child how did you sleep through that?! #we are locked in this room together sushi. why am i the only one suffering?

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Laios and Senshi, protectors of the sapphic girls

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Simz on Instagram

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if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

#also don't drive sleepy if you can help it. #like if you're kinda drifting off in the driver's seat before you even crank the vehicle just ask if you can stay at that location for a bit #or find a way to wake up. #coming from someone who totalled their car and broke both ankles and wasn't found for 4 hours because it was the middle of the night

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two sheep. standing still

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine

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coming for you

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more adhd things

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST INFLUENTIAL ALBUM OF THE MODERN AGE

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I swear this game wants me maining him

I've got a few pulls on HSR. I'm almost at pity. I'm feeling lucky. Gonna try for Aventurine

#pei plays star rail