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frogsssss

#Frogs #pet whites tree frog #whites tree frog #look at my sillies

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monster rats

Monster energy should start making monster themed plastic rats I would buy an ultra rosa plastic rat

#i have great ideas

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Rats

if you’re ever sad just buy 33 plastic rats off of Amazon

#Little plastic Amazon rats #Slay #plaatic rats

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This year, on the 31 March, we lost Gilbert Baker, gay artist and creator of the gay pride flag. Today we would celebrate his 66th birthday. Let’s remember him as the wonderful person he was.

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

Now more than ever, I am proud to be part of a community of such amazing individuals.

I’m trans non-binary! I gave Egg a handful of flags representing a bunch of (but not all!) different trans identities. I hope you can find yours here! 💙💖

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Hehe haha

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#hehehhe

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No they're right actually and they should say it.

The lefts descent into obsession with identity politics means all these boys get from these spaces is essentially being told they're inherently monstrous or will grow up to be so.

12 year old boys are not evil. They're children. And they're susceptible to manipulation from these fucks on the right who have sadly correctly identified that large swathes of the left will ignore and shun them. People turn to extremist factions when they feel ignored and dehumanised.

A 12 year old boy online isn't going to be able to read the nuances in your uber ironic but not really actually ironic "all white men are inherently trash" hot takes. They're going to take that at face value because they're 12 and that's what 12 year olds do. And they're going to feel angry, rejected and judged by your words. And then fucks like Andrew Tate get to swoop in and tell them that you're wrong and start the ball rolling on that indoctrination.

If you're an adult leftist and you honestly think teenage boys possess the wherewithal to purposefully follow dangerous Misogynists like Andrew Tate in order to "preserve their own privilege long term" then I'm sorry to say you're too far gone and I'd suggest logging off and actually trying to have a conversation with a kid who is vulnerable to the grooming of these uber misogynists and treat them as a human being instead of a reflection of an identity you've boxed them into.

You may tick more diversity boxes but you are still the adult. Start acting like it.

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Havin a normal one about wtnv recently. If you couldn’t tell.

#very swag

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Pls reblog if u vote :)

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MONSTER SOUP

OK HEAR ME OUT I HAVE A REVOLUTIONARY IDEA THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER *drumroll or something dramatic* MONSTER FLAVORED SOUP!!! ITS MONSTER IN A BOWL

#I have good ideas #monster energy is amazing

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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I meant to also add a picture of them but I forgot so here they are

Kirbyyyy

I crocheted player 2 Kirby because he’s my favorite Kirby and I also crocheted player 1 Kirby

#Kirbyyyyy

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Kirbyyyy

I crocheted player 2 Kirby because he’s my favorite Kirby and I also crocheted player 1 Kirby

#Kirby #crochet #crocheting #Kirby return to dreamland is the best Kirby game ever #Player 2 Kirby supremecy

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1000% this, people need to stop calling their impulses and random thoughts "intrusive thoughts", they have no fucking clue how debilitating it is to have ocd

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now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

#Fuck yeah toadscruel

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I was being introduced to someone once and my friend said “so koda this is lex” and I said “nice to meet you lex what’s your name?”

x

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Girls…are like strawberries

#So true