koboldthegreat

[koboldthegreat]

I am overhauling some things.

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Christmas is over. I can't believe it. I will be lurking.

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You can name your child anything!

Gaylord? Yes. Melmin? Yes. Adopted? Yes.

No one can stop you.

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Melmin is a real name. How sad.

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You all live in ignorance, unaware that Kobolds have infiltrated your societies to cause chaos and disruptions.

Gremlins? No.

Kobolds have shifted the blame from them onto fictional creatures.

Your car didn't start? Kobold sabotage. Your remote is missing? That's right, kobold sabotage. Your glasses can dirty for no reason? You guessed it, kobold sabotage.

There is a plan to enslave every human, elf, and dwarf out there, before the end of my term, I intend to expose this plot.

Vote me to stop the Kobold sabotage!

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D&D oneshot/quest idea: The Kompelling yet Khafing Kanundrum, your Khosen for a Kolossal Kuota of Kobolds.

Tell your players to all make characters at level 3-15 or all have characters between that point.

When they all show up and introduce themselves, make an Ancient Red Dragon show up and turn *all* of them into Kobolds.

You are then kicked out of the city with a guard jokingly telling you to go back to the dragon's horde (which is in the 'Kathen' mountains).

Now, their mission is to steal the Dragon's stuff to get back at them or have them attempt to steal an artefact from their horde to restore themselves.

Bonus points if you make the quest giver a disguised silver dragon that just wants to mess with his rival.

Although it will end up with the power of friendship because D&D things.

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Choose one of your mutuals and whenever you see them say (to yourself); "*gasp* El Diablo!", never bring this up to anyone and don't say you do it.

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what if; I didn't fix my posture.

*devilish giggle*

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A critter needs to see Kobolds less they start hitting victims with a large sticks.