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“My ... jaw?” He queried, fingers automatically touching his face. “Confidence, right. And I should be confident because of my jaw?” He confirmed, a little confused by what his jaw had to do with anything. “Nice try Khan, still not spilling the beans - you’d never let me live it down and I already feel like a bit of a joke right now, and not for the right reasons.” 

“Listen, mate, look at your fucking jaw. Girls learn to dutty whine, so they can get all up and over that kind of jaw. Confidence is the key, yeah? That goes for any kind of girl. The next part of the game plan, well, I can’t really tell you unless I know the type of girl the ass belongs to.”

#;c:kirankhan1

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“Aye, where is Lysander? He should be here for this - unless he was involved, in which case he definitely shouldn’t be.” 

“I w-wouldn’t use epic to d-describe it. But I guess it was p-pretty cool. My brother w-would probably be celebrating w-with you.”

#;c:lorcanscamander1

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“Dude, how retarded do you think I am? I know how it works - It’s just getting to the paint where I can... get my hands on her ass that’s the problem.” 

“The way you’re asking me that question, mate. You’re too fucking funny. Listen closely, yeah? I’d get your dick inside her vagina, and your hands on her ass. Simple.”

#;c:kirankhan1

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“No. I mean yeah - hiding out with you sounds like fun, much better than hiding alone.” 

If you don’t want to, I can try to come up with something else? If you don’t want me to stay, I mean. I’d understand.

Just thought you might like having someone to hide out with. 

#;c:ilanarosier1

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“Alright, just coz i’m curious - how would you help me exactly?” 

“And you’re saying you don’t need my help?”

#;c:kirankhan1

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“Just me and you? I mean - Yeah, okay. Sounds safe.” 

Ilana smiled at him, shaking her head. “I’m sure you are, Connor. Very tough.” But that didn’t mean that her peers didn’t know all sorts of nasty spells that could destroy him. “Come on. We’re heading to that one classroom back here that’s always empty. So that I don’t have to patch you up later. Or try to keep someone from killing you.”

#;c:ilanarosier1 #play it coooool connor

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“Pretty sure it was Lysander Scamander - he’s a dick sometimes. Think’s he’s funnier than he is but I’m alright, nothings hurt but my pride - not harm no foul right?. Oh shit - I got some of this crap on your robes.”

“They probably deserve it.” She laughed, grabbing his arm to help him keep his balance. “I think this is  a little much right? I mean what if you got hurt? But I’m curious, who do you think did it?”

#;c:dominiqueweasley1

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“I know exactly who did it, and they’re going to find a blast ended skrewt in their bed by the end of the week. Urg - ” He groaned, taking her hand, almost slipping in the puddle of gloop as he stood up. “Gotta give credit where credit is due, they got me good - but they’re gonna pay.” 

“Let’s —um, let’s get you cleaned up then? Who would have done this?” She grimaced as she offered her hand. “Let’s hope it doesn’t stain?

#;c:dominiqueweasley1

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“I uh - well ... I got close with ... uh; no.” 

“Mate, have you fucked either of them yet?”

#;c:kirankhan1 #fuking gifs i swear

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“You should have seen it Callie - and I’m not poking fun, I want to know her trick! Talk about the opportunity for pranks!”

“Shhh! Connie, don’t poke fun! I’m sure the girl was positively mortified,” Calixta sympathized, as she saw the school matron rushing the girl off to the hospital wing. 

#;c:calixtadippet1

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“I imagine so, you’ll have to run me through what you did wrong. Could come in handy for a prank one day, or for trying to get out of taking Potions at NEWT level.” 

"I added all the wrong ingredients in the wrong order, my cauldron bubbled over and one thing led to another and I started a chain reaction resulting in the forced expulsion of me from Potions ever again," Resa chuckled. "Quite funny, really."

#;c:teresaselwyn1

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“Jeesh, you really that bad? Hard to imagine you can do worse that this kid. What did you do - blow up a classroom or something?” 

"You’ve clearly never never seen me in potions before then," Resa responded dryly. Her potions teacher refused to let her take potions at NEWT level she was that horrible.

#;c:teresaselwyn1

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“Did you see that? That was fucking epic - the whole cauldron melted! I’ve never seen anyone fuck up making that badly making that potion before!” 

#resurgostarter #;starters #;open

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“Oh - uh.. thanks. I’m tougher than I look, y’know - he was just like almost six foot and built like a brick shit house, as my dad would say - don’t want you thinking I’m a coward or anything, I just kinda like my face the way it is right now; unbroken. Right; where are going then?” 

Well I’m glad you’re alright. Though let’s keep that the case. Here, you’ll stand a better chance of no one finding you if we’re not someplace as easy to stumble upon. 

#;c:ilanarosier1

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“Pft man, you can be such a downer sometimes. The mind wont go to waste if you get wasted one night, but suit yourself. You’re the one that’s gonna miss out on all the ladies - or guys - y’know whichever pitches your proverbial tent.”  

“The mind is too precious to waste,” Beau countered, though not unkindly. “I am sure that you will have as much fun as you want to, and I’m glad that you get the opportunity that you were seeking to go, but I’ll follow my path and you can follow yours, Connor. I’m sure we’ll meet somewhere in the middle. And if I do miss out, I am sure I can rely on you to tell me all of the juicy details.”

#;c:beauyeun1

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“It’s a Prank! Okay! And now I’m calling all out war!” 

“There are just somethings I will never unsee and this has to be one of the top two. Should I pretend I didn’t see or should I ask what where you even doing?”

#;c:dominiqueweasley1

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“Nah, he didn’t catch me - but he said something about kicking my teeth in and then feeding my intestines to flubberworms if he caught me. So I’m not taking any chances.”

Are you okay? They didn’t hurt you, did they?

#;c:ilanarosier1