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My favorite married couple

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You know that scene in Atonement where Cecillia undressed and got in the fountain in front of Robbie? Yeah.

That’s what I thought of when Johnny fell off the balance wheel and Daniel watched.

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grandma: Well, the type of wedding you have also depends on the type of man you marry.

me, an asexual lesbian nowhere near marriage: Cool, Grandma, I'll keep that in mind 👍

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I'll mime my slam poems at y'all.

Zome demonz heard 'there'z no thing zuch az negative attention', mizzunderztood it and juzt ran with it.

Thiz iz the exact reazon for the fact that when I zee a poet going to the torture chamberz firzt thing I do iz zew their mouth zshut.

#good omens rp

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Well, pipeweed is definitely a drug, but it's one of the more consensual ones.

Unless you bake it into brownies and dose unsuspecting schoolchildren or something, but what a waste of the good stuff that would be. Kids can't appreciate that, their brains are there anyway. You talk to a little kid who's chilling and they sound exactly like a stoner anyway.

Good Morning my Lovlies,

It’s another Saturday, another day that we should sing and rejoice, eat and drink food that is prepared with love.

MET! @the-metatron I said hand me the flour, not flour my butt. 🤦‍♀️👩‍🍳

Time to prepare for Spring, unless you are in Australia 🇦🇺😁

Time to sweep out those cobwebs, both from our homes and our minds. Winter takes its toll, but is just as needed for rebirth as Spring.

@muriel-not-the-dim-one @trans-darbie @angelo-rib-shack @angelo-chuck-wagon @docdust @i-dream-of-sheeny @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @e-w-w-morningstar @god-in-the-basement @god-wednesday @one-coming-is-enough @sliceocheese @angel-and-the-serpent @pissylittlebirdboy @kleenexwoman @youroneandonlysnakelady @thedemon-crowley @violet-yimlat @avis-morningstar @gandalf-big-oos @furfurs-fotos

As always my husband, and Madam. @the-metatron @dream-of-pain ♥️

It’s a cloudy, sweater day here at my home. Still the heaters are at the ready, blankets draped for cover and snuggling. I’m so excited to see you all!

#good omens rp

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I promise we don't all want to map out the afterlife! Some of us just want to write about watching bugs in the grass and stuff.

Zome demonz heard 'there'z no thing zuch az negative attention', mizzunderztood it and juzt ran with it.

Thiz iz the exact reazon for the fact that when I zee a poet going to the torture chamberz firzt thing I do iz zew their mouth zshut.

#good omens rp

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The year is 4024. Guy Manson, while doing some gardening, happened upon an archaeological treasure trove of ancient artefacts from the Plastic Age. He asked the manly curators of the Museum of Mankind to interpret his finds…

Just one problem. They were completely wrong.

And museums do this all the time. Their biases are on full display along with their objects in glass boxes.

The Vagina Museum's new exhibition, The Museum of Mankind, explores sexism and bias in museums, archaeology and historical research. We mix satire with activism, exploring how museums can get it so wrong, and the work being done to expose this, such as La Tanya S. Autry's #MuseumsAreNotNeutral campaign.

As a museum, we're not neutral either. We're just a little more honest about where our biases lie.

Visit The Museum of Mankind at the Vagina Museum, April 2024-October 2024. Expect things to make you laugh, things to make you think, things that will make you never look at a museum the same way again. Also, a haunted trans rights baby. Free admission.

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many problems are caused by the mindset that the world is divided into good people and bad people and the bad people can be "found out" and removed, eventually leading to a utopia containing only good people.

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I don't know what tenth circle of hell my YouTube algorithm fell into, but I really wish it would stop showing me videos of 5 a.m. morning writing routines.

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Anecdotes from the filming of TOS last episode

This is taken from the account by Joan Winston (an ABC television employee and Star Trek fan), about her two-week visit to the studios, when they were filming Turnabout Intruder. The account was published in the book Star Trek Lives! (Lichtenberg, Jacqueline 1975).

A selection of some funny anecdotes:

The origin of the set decorations

I wonder if this was the origin of the suspicious stalagmite in What are Little Girls Made Of?

Nimoy avenges his bike

The story of the bike itself can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbHP5FbJNAw

Dr. McCoy’s diagnosis

De boss, he’s De boss.

The chewing gum

“Spock, it’s always been you”

Spock’s silky hair

CCL stands for chopped chicken liver, by the way.

The “thing”

At this point, Shatner was severely ill with the flu, and they barely managed to film the intro scenes of the episode (the last material to be filmed, actually) before he collapsed on a couch. After this, they started dismantling the sets for the bridge, the transporter room, etc. Pretty poignant.

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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NO!!!

Zome demonz heard 'there'z no thing zuch az negative attention', mizzunderztood it and juzt ran with it.

Thiz iz the exact reazon for the fact that when I zee a poet going to the torture chamberz firzt thing I do iz zew their mouth zshut.

#good omens rp

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This sketch has been sitting around my drafts for months now, so I'm releasing femme Crowley into the wild for lesbian visibility week ❤️🤎🤍🩷

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Cinderella and Aurora's princes turned out to be kind of deadbeat boyfriends so they started to fall in love with each other and ended up kissing in a pool.

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns