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#op for real your art makes me so so so insane in the absolute best possible way #tedbeard #fanart

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Surprisingly enough, if you sit down and type words into your documents, they will eventually get done. 

#I’m living proof that this is not in fact a true statement

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Kirsten Valentine, Untitled (Love Handle), 2019

#prev pls don’t apologize #this is Belly with a capital B #and the hot dork club is filled with Belly-havers

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I don't typically share my fic on here, but I've been working on some version of this Ted/Beard/Rebecca story since July and it's nearly 20K so I feel like I owe it to myself to hype it now that it's finally out in the world.

Summary “No, no, it was threefold.” The memory’s so clear to Ted that it’s almost odd that Beard can’t see it too—a recursive layering of images, both ternary and infinite, somehow more vivid now than it was when he first experienced it. “All of it was threefold.” Aka the one in which I bring the triangle metaphor to its natural conclusion.

#finished this the other day and it is exactly as phenom as I knew it would be!!!!!! #ted lasso fic

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#I was the 20001th voter and idk I just think that’s special #anyway mine was a rat puppet that I got in 1994 and now it’s my dogs favorite toy 🥰 #(besides the airplane neck pillow which is currently on my fabric storage shelf waiting to be mended)

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i can not believe how much doing the bare minimum stresses me out

#why it be like this

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hey man maybe if you think about the fact that dogs dream, and that non-human animals play, and that octopuses decorate their dens, and that there are non-human animals that have cultures, and that ants teach each other, and that fossils exist, and that there are so many forms of language and communication, and that fellow apes look so much like us, and that we are not alone you'll see the beauty and joy

#beauty and joy in all things #a cleansing breath after my last reblog lmao

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Why is a woman's worth decided by her relationship to a man?

#sooooo much this #I ——hate—— how much conservatives only see women as important if you make them think about their own relations #hate hate hate #makes me want to pull my hair out #why is the world the way that it is sob #wow this is a lot of negativity for before 8am on a Sunday lol

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Tara Hardy, from “Salt in the Wind”, My, My, My, My, My

#ouchie

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I don't typically share my fic on here, but I've been working on some version of this Ted/Beard/Rebecca story since July and it's nearly 20K so I feel like I owe it to myself to hype it now that it's finally out in the world.

Summary “No, no, it was threefold.” The memory’s so clear to Ted that it’s almost odd that Beard can’t see it too—a recursive layering of images, both ternary and infinite, somehow more vivid now than it was when he first experienced it. “All of it was threefold.” Aka the one in which I bring the triangle metaphor to its natural conclusion.

#cannot wait to finish

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

#actually biography of my life

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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.

#this is so funny omg

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Louise Glück, from “Blue Rotunda.” [ID in alt text]

#ted after going back to Kansas and pulling away from everything and everyone #except Henry #telling Rebecca that he’s realized he’s numbed himself again #and he doesn’t want that for himself

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

#imagine saying out loud to the whole world that you hate green #GREEN #THE COLOR GREEN #THE BEST COLOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

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I swear to god if those men in the Ted Lasso writers room pull out a sense and sensibility themed plot.

The older more emotionally reserved leading lady who conceals her emotions but desperately wants love.

The younger hopeless romantic who wants to be swept off her feet.

The hopless romantic enters into an exciting world wind romance with a rich attractive partner who showers her with attention and gifts. Unfortunately, they have a public scandal which they had already done once before and they choose their reputation over our leading lady.

Eventually, the hopeless romantic realizes that the grumpy old man who’s been looking out for her and allows her to be herself while grounding her is the one for her and they end up happily together.

Back to our other leading lady.

She ends up with the kind man who does not appear to be agreat romantic lead but boasts a quiet intimacy that makes people attach to him, including a previous relationship that is still prominent in his life. Everyone notes how good of friends they are because no one suspects there could be anything but friendship - they continuly miss chances and hold emotions close to their chests. Both putting others needs before their own happiness. Our leading lady eventually lets her guard down and allows herself to express her emotions to him instead of keeping them to herself. They too end up happily together.

#remember when we had hope #rip that me

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

#‘would you wait for me’ #‘I’d wait lifetimes’ #screaming crying throwing up

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

#prev #not to be presumptuous but #am I that friend 👀 #in other news my good thing from today was sharing the very very rough draft of a new fic with friends today #and also handwriting four pages of porn in my lil journal #the same journal with my regular life diary entries and to do lists and house reno ideas and garden planning #and now tedkeeley porn #and you know what I feel really good about it #that’s what journals are for #and if someone decides to snoop on pages #92-95 then that’s on them