if you can’t talk about sex w/o calling it “seggs” or “spicy time” i thimk maybw you should be quiet & keep it to your self .
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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
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This bus company in my area has taken to giving its vehicles names. This one could have used a bit more constructive criticism.
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trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't
WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME
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Suzanne Collins really has the protocol down. On average twice a decade she writes a press release that's like "in one year there will be a new book and in two years there will be a movie based on said book. Here is the one philosopher I'll be referencing, and here is what upset me this time on the news enough to write another book. Enjoy!" and then she collects her millions, drops another banger, and doesn't go on twitter ever
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DOCTOR WHO (2005-)
Season 1, Episode 2: The End of the World
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I love the fact that it's canon in Doctor Who that the Beatles banished an eldrich god together
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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
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i do not remember these battalions being in the show….?
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new trend called 'heavenmaxxing' basically where you be really kind to others and help little old ladies cross the road & stuff
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captain picker isgonna finger himself
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