kissucrose

[kissucrose]

stop cause i’m boutta be a tot victim again

#this is not okay #maybe just for like a little 🤭 it wouldn’t hurt #.talks !!

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《Tears of Themis · 末定事件簿》

「故城黎明的回响」 PV

#LUKE????? OH MY GOOD GOD #my yearly obligatory themis post #he looks so good oh wow #WHY ARE ALL OF THEM LIKE DYING THOUGH WHATS GOING ONNNN #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

#STOP PUTTING IN BISCUIT ORDERS!!!! DONT YOU SEE WHAT YOURE DOING TO THESE WORKERS #THEY ARENT PAID FOR THEIR LABOR PLEASE FREE THEM #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

OKAY I TAKE IT BACK I DON’T HATE NEMONA LIKE SHE’S OKAY 😒 I’M JUST FOREVER GONNA BE MAD ABOUT HOW SHE TREATED ARVEN

#BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT RIGHT AFTER HE JUST TOLD YOU HOW SCARY IT WAS FOR HIM #that’s like okay #if i got literally like lost a limb in a shark attack #and i was describing to someone how awful the experience was for me and how it really changed my life in a negative way #and then at the end some idiot in the crowd goes ‘well i think sharks are cool as fuck’ #LIKE OKAY #YOU CAN THINK SHARKS ARE COOL AS FUCK BUT CAN I HAVE MY MOMENT AND EXPLAIN MY TRAUMA?? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU #.talks !!

[kissucrose]

no because now i need to actually talk about it like. i love every pokémon game pokémon has been such a dear thing to me since BIRTH literally i came out the womb w a pikachu ive loved pokémon for as long back as i can remember. but no game has ever done it for me like POKÉMON VIOLET DUDE the last pokémon game i can genuinely admit to being invested in like i was with violet was LETS GO PIKACHU and let’s be so fr it ain’t even have a real narrative storyline like violet like this was a real EXPERIENCE and i would do anything to play that for the first time again

#i’m leaving out arceus because i feel like i was way more invested in the whole new non restricted open world aspect than the story #like if you asked me to recite the plot points in arceus with clarity i couldnt do it #i could tell you every single part of violet though #and once i get all those legendaries i’m going back and playing that shit again! #violet was an excellent mix of both it was just right #and the separate plot lines never made me feel cluttered it was perfectly smooth and very assuring that i could go in any order #and the whole added school activities were AMAZING building bonds with staff??? so fun????? #i adored all the gym battles #the leaders were unique and refreshing because usually they’re all copy paste versions but they were all SO GOOD #terastillizing did take me a while to get used to but once i got the types it was amazing #and the CUTSCENES the fucking cutscenes were breathtaking #it made me appreciate gaming so much i love fiction just as a whole it’s so amazing how many worlds you can create #just so cool i loved everything about it #not nemona though. absolutely not possibly one of my least favorite rivals actuslly she can choke #ARVEN THOUGH!!!!!! MY BOY HE IS SO FRIEND SHAPED #LIKE THATS ACTUALLY MY BEST FRIEND YALL DONT GET IT #.talks !!

[kissucrose]

This has been the experience of basically every Scarlet/Violet player I’ve heard from lmaoooo

#this is so funny to me because it’s exactly what i went through #he was mean to miraidon and i was cursing him out cause i thought he was about to be another #WTF IS HIS NAME FROM ARCEUS #VOLO i hated volo from the start but like that’s justified cause he was actually the villain #was 100% convinced seven was gonna be the villain then we fought that first titan and took that selfie #HELP ARVEN NOT SEVEN not mystic messenger trying to make its comeback #i was like okay there’s no way this is a bad guy he was so excited to make that sandwich for me #THEN HE PULLED OUT THE DOG??? AND THE DADDY ISSUES???? #i was sold before the game even ended bro and omg don’t even get me started on once we got to the crater #NEMONA AND PENNY PISSED ME OFF SO FUCKING BAD AND YKNOW #I REALLY LIKED PENNY i never really was fucking w nemona BUT I LIKED PENNY #BUT WHEN HE WENT DOWN #AND ARVEN STARTED OPENING UP ABOUT HIS TRAUMA THEY WERE BOTH SO INVALIDATING #FUCKING TALKING SBOUT HOW TRAUMATIZED HE IS FROM THE INCIDENT WITH MABOSTIFF AND NEMONA HAS THE AUDACITY #TO BE LIKE oh suck i hope i run into that pokémon! LIKE YOU FUCKING BITCH HE HAS PTSD #AND THEN PENNY IS JUST LIKE L SKILL ISSUE LIKE OMG? #they can both go to hell fr it’s me and arven till i die besties for the resties! he is GANG #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

i just saw the letitia and kehlani video. i don’t know who to slap!

#like why would they BOTH DO THAT TO ME #HOW TF THEY CHEAT ON ME W EACH OTHER OMG?? #i just dropped to my knees in target #.talks !!

[kissucrose]

SHEEEEE

#clawingAT THE WALLS JESUS FUCK #GIRVE EM ONE CHANCE LETITIA I PROMISE YOU I AM PRINCESS MATERIAL #FUCKING GOD SHE LITERALLY MAKES ME DO BACKFLIPS letitia i will do anything #I CAN MOVE INTO WAKANDA REAL QUICK I CAN EVEN BE A SOLDIER LIKE PLEASE #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

Fiction is disappointing in its portrayal of…people’s weirdness. Just how weird people really are in real life.

So many books have all their characters be incredibly normal and I’m like ????? You guys can go outside and not run into someone who is even slightly strange? Or act like “quirks” are only for characters who are explicitly supposed to be eccentric instead of just…people being people.

like, my neighbor sunbathes in his driveway in his underwear and builds coffins in his spare time. My OTHER neighbor just sets things on fire whenever he needs to relax so at random times he’ll be out burning his deck furniture or something. I knew a guy in high school who woke up every morning at 3am and could lip sync flawlessly to every veggietales song. I knew a girl who collected hand sanitizer and wore bright, glittery green eyesore alligator earrings after she got her ears pierced. our family friend back in Tennessee owns six pugs and an unbridled pug obsession. My brother (13) aspires to be a hobo and calls himself Moped the Cheapskate. My grandma reads ya novels (she loved six of crows btw), determined that she was a ravenclaw through the internet, is responsible for me learning my first curse word, and flips off trump when she’s watching him on TV. one of my high school friends was a conspiracy theorist who did intense research about chemtrails. a member of my squad when I was like 14 was referred to by us only as Poodle. the guy who taught my public speaking class in high school moderated a doomsday prepper forum and would talk wistfully about how he would like a bunker. I used to work out with a guy who worshiped Thor smack dab in the middle of the Bible Belt. today my best friend literally just ate dirt while we were hanging out and I can only be just like “whatever, he eats leaves, the little packets that say do not eat, and food off the floor of restaurants, how could a little dirt hurt him?” because that’s just what he does he just…eats things

The sad thing is that almost everyone I know would be The Weird One if they were part of the cast of a book?? But it isnt weird to be weird or eccentric or the opposite of normal. people are just…that way. books drop any somewhat unusual quality as a marker that a person is “eccentric” and I promise you can’t make your characters too weird

Because I write down people that I meet and hear of: my dad met a lady at his work who claimed to be psychic and talked at length about how ghosts would watch her shower (“I hope you like what you’re seeing!” she would tell them) and about the ghost-seeing party she was planning. He talked to a woman who was a sonographer and who had an enormous tattoo of a dragon all the way up her leg and thigh. “Organs move. Babies don’t,” was her wisdom. He met a guy with a phobia of glitter. People are weird. There’s no excuse to make stock characters and people who are average and without quirks. To me it just makes them seem undeveloped because EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING.

People are just weird. let them be weird pls

#i feel like the genuine reason why this is true is because portraying characters being weird and human like this #calls for the audience to label it cringe and scoff and say ‘no one actually does this shit’ #like no they do! IDK WHAT IM SAYING RN PROBABLY DOESNT MAKE SENSE BUT IT DOES IN MY BRAIN #i think people have become cripplingly self aware to the point where most are afraid to just be authentic? #myself included honestly like i find that i constantly check after i post anything to see how it’s perceived #it stops me from doing things i want most of the time because of that fact that i subconsciously don’t want to be labeled weird #even though i present like i don’t care and i wish i didnt #UGH #WHATEVER WHO THE FUCK CARES this wasn’t even the point of what my reblog was supposed to be #i just wanted to talk about my fucking ocs PLEASE #all my ocs are weirdos in some capacity i give them all hyperspecific traits and habits that are so strange and human and i love them #that’s what i was supposed to say sorry y’all i went off script 😧

[kissucrose]

You are pretty sure that your roommate is a new villain terrorizing the city and you are conflicted. They cook extra food for you and your other roommates frequently, pay you their share of the bills on time, and even help to clean the apartment. They are the perfect roommate.

#this is the plot of this one kaebedo fic i read #well actually….. #NO ITS CLOSE ENOUGH #this is so funny like i don’t have anything to write for it i just think it’s funny #like atp do you need a sidekick stink #i got you! #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

#i need to rant because i cannot take it anymore #quaxly fucking carries these starters and i’m mad about it because he’s my least favorite. #NO OFFENSE TO QUAXLY NATION. I JUST DONT FUCK W DUCKS #HES SO CUTE #AND HIS EVOLUTION LINE IS ACTUALLY GOOD I LOVE QUAQUAVAL #i am not very fond of meowscarada. #and skeledirge. is just. so ugly IMSORRY #and i love fuecoco and sprigatito more than life itself they are fucking superb #yet their lineups are horrendous #no more humanoid cats!!!! LET THE CATS STAY ON ALL FOURS #i cant i was so excited for them to be cute and they. are not. #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

I'm sorry if i'm posting too much pokemon stuff as of late. I just can't get over it. He finally became world champion after all these years. I'm 31 and i just ugly cried while at work because he finally won.

#i couldnt tell you how deeply this has affected me #ive been thinking about it nonstop I JUST BINGED ALL OF INDIGO LEAGUE AGAIN BECAUSE I PLAN ON WATCHING EVERY PART OF THE SERIES UNTIL THEN #i havent really watched any of the pokémon shows since indigo league which i watched when i was real young #and i found out that he finally became champion in the middle of class scrolling through twitter #I WAS DISTRAUGHT #actually almost cried it immediately took me back #him and his stupid little mouse mean more to me than i thought they did #playing pokémon rn and oh good god i love pokemon so much #NO ONE UNDERSTANDSSSS NONE OF MY FRIENDS LIKE IT IM ALONE #one of my favorite things in the world #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

They finally did it. They whitewashed a white guy

#i hate chris pratt #he’s like top most hated people ever for me #i literally wish him nothing but misfortune every day i wake up and recite my christ pratt hatred mantra #i hope his vocal chords get cut and he can’t finish the rest of his mario lines #and if they’ve all already been recorded #i hope he starts balding so he has to show up to the premiere in an awful toupee and then the wind blows it off #i hope he gets rabies #I LITERALLY HATE HIM #AND YKNOW WHAT MAKES IT WORSE #I FUCKING HATE MARIO #I HATE MARIO SO MUCH HE IS ONE OF THE WORST NJNTENDO CHARACTERS #AND THEY JUST HAD TO MAKE HIM WORSE BY CASTING CHRIS PRATT WHO EVEN DECIDED THAT WOILD BE OKAY #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

you have to be annoying and do everything as passionately and genuinely as possible because we live in a world where everyone operates through sixteen layers of post irony and to love with recklessness is literally counterculture. 

#this is so fucking real #you’re literally so right #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

YOU CAN DO IT!! YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!!

#YEAHHHHHHH #THANK YOU PAPYRUS!!!! #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

GOOD MORNING! CHANGE TAKES WORK—HERO WORK!! YOU CAN DO IT!!

#THANK YOU PAPYRUS 🫂 #read this in his voice HELP #i should replay undertale #I SAY REPLAY LIKE I STILL DONT TECHNICALLY HAVE A PLAYTHROUGH HAPPENED #LISTEN I CANT FUKCING DEFEAT THE FLOWER I DONT KNOW WHATYOU WANT FROM ME #ive actively been avoiding it for over a year simply because i know when i log back in i’m gonna have to fight a fucking flower #.rblgs !!

[kissucrose]

#YOUVE GOT 9 DAYS BITCHES!!!! #september 14th i’m albedo’s birthday twin y’all better lock tf in and remember #.rblgs !!