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kish-go-squish · 4 days
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me: I have GOT to get weirder!
also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.
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kish-go-squish · 6 days
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Why is autism called an invisible disability im pretty fucking visible i think
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kish-go-squish · 6 days
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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters
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kish-go-squish · 6 days
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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
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kish-go-squish · 7 days
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Bad Life Advice with Kish 44:
Hit your friends with your cane if you have one they’ll appreciate it
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kish-go-squish · 7 days
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I saw many people headcanoning House as transgender and I can only imagine how funny it would be:
● I bet that House would say many many times that he has a vagina or something like that and no one would belive him.
● I think that Wilson/Cuddy would know about him being transgender, but not the ducklings.
● House would ask Cameron for a pad at least once a month and the ducklings would start to keep track of when he asks for it and realize that it really seems like he has periods.
● House would introduce himself with his deadname to someone new just to hear them be "transphobic" and keep insisting that he's a man just to feel the satisfaction of gender affirming words coming from confused, stupid people.
● He would constantly talk about how his uterus is cramping, so his team would be like: "??? Guys, I think it's just a metaphor for his leg???"
● Everytime he sees Cameron/Thirteen wearing heels/dresses/skirts he would be like "ughh.. how can you wear that? That's so itchy and uncomfortable"
● Even if he'd come out as transgender no one would fucking belive him.
Just some thoughts.
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kish-go-squish · 7 days
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what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????
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kish-go-squish · 7 days
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4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
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kish-go-squish · 7 days
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happy 4/20
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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happy 4/20/24 y’all
this is the 4/20 of all time
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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oh sick the bananas r back
hello banana friend how r u?
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kish-go-squish · 8 days
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god I fucking love strawberries
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kish-go-squish · 10 days
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wow gender is wild
i’ve thought a tonnn abt it since i made this blog about two and a half years ago now
and i encourage y’all to do the same if u so please
don’t be afraid to just consider your own gender, ponder the gend-orb
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