kirbism
themeless! just like the old days
30, she/her, just call me kirbism (or variations thereof). minors cannot follow me and please make sure it's alright before you reblog original posts please
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Oh man living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife and owning a large automobile fucking slaps
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the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing
tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before
"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"
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