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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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I still find it deeply satisfying that they introduced TJ as this scary jockish boy and then they were like "LOVE INTEREST FOR CYRUS GOODMAN". It was the perfect choice.

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Andi Mack was trending on Twitter for the first time in YEARS this morning because this tweet went viral

And then Luke and Josh responded 😂😂😂

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#Guys you know what to do tyrus sweep

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Thinking a lot about TJ and Cyrus and have this little head canon that like a year into their relationship, TJ finds out that Cyrus used to have a crush on Jonah. And like obviously, he trusts Cyrus but he still is a little insecure so for like a month straight TJ keeps trying to up Jonah in anything they are doing and Cyrus has to stand by and cringe, and Jonah is just oblivious to what the hell is happening

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my roman empire is the fact that the kippen siblings headcanon was so strong that most of the fandom refer to her as amber kippen and write about her and tj’s incredible bond in fanfics, despite them never interacting ??

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you get assigned gay by kenny ortega. you then get assigned not gay by disney but they let you keep the fruity hats. you come back next year and get assigned gay by kenny ortega again, this time complete with a homoerotic dance sequence. you return again the following year and are assigned not gay by disney, this time accompanied by a heterosexual prom date. you return 15 years later and are finally assigned gay by disney because they now think it's profitable. you are ryan evans in high school musical.

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hey remember that time we were all trying to guess what reed had in the bag before the episode aired and we all thought it would be something simple like an e-cigarette, but then it turned out to be a whole ass gun? on disney channel? wild.

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i need you guys to hear me out on this.

high school musical split timeline.

a few notes below the cut—

first a disclaimer: i have not watched hsmtmts, all of this is js based on what people have told me. did chad n taylor break up somewhere in there i don’t know.

hsm2 doesn’t seem to have much of an impact in the timeline. in the red timeline it simply doesn’t happen- everyone goes their own way (pun intended) and ryan and sharpay win the talent show. even then, ryan starts to get slightly fed up with her which shows in the 3rd movie.

the continuity issues between sharpays fabulous adventure and hsmtmts bothers me. thats why sfa is even here in the first place

graduation in the blue timeline plays out basically the same way as hsm3, except for two things. one, taylor and chad don’t go to prom together (obviously). they just end up tagging along with ryan and kelsi who went as gay man lesbian girl besties and ryan and chad share a very awkward but sweet dance or two together. two, as much as i love it, want it all isn’t included. sharpay knows ryan’s over her, she doesn’t need a musical number to make it seem like he isn’t.

zeke and sharpay’s deleted scene was so cute and very needed. i hate all the scenes we had w rocketman when we couldve had that. pretend it happens in both timelines

chad doesn’t cut his hair in the blue timeline. both in hsm3 and hsmtmts. this is more of a personal nitpicky choice but it has to be done

tell me your thoughts, also tell me if this doesn’t make sense, tell me if anything abt hsmtmts doesn’t line up, tell me everything LMAO

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dating ryan evans headcanons- x fem!reader

he leaves you for a man

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really don't see what the fuss was about tbh, as far as I'm concerned carlos, seb, big red, ashlyn and maddox are just the east high polycule

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Hsmtmts questions.

i didn't watch past season 2 and don't really plan to can people answer questions I have

did the Mazara Miss Jen Ricky's Dad thing ever go anywhere

Where did Howie go (also the other season 2 characters but I really liked him)

Did they go back and do more Beauty And The Beast songs in season three like season two did with hsm

Can someone explain the Seb Big Red cheating plot who's idea was that it's fucking terrible

How did they write off Nini

What all ended up being endgame

#Hsmtmts

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no bc wtf happened to howie

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some of you may say that seb and big red hooking up and cheating on carlos and ashlyn is ““bad writing”” or “”out of character”” or even ““a truly baffling narrative decision”” but have u considered that they had a big prompt wheel in the writers room that a small gremlin spun whenever the clock struck twelve and they had to write it into the script or else trade their first born to the witch outside in the hall ? maybe think about that next time .

#This post alone has made me want to get back into the show what the fuck happened here

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confirmed gay ryan evans is everything to me genuinely it means so much however chyan is endgame in my heart idc about scott pentatonix

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#and that's what you missed on glee!

#Probably won't watch season 4 I didn't watch season 3 but yeah out of context here I come

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you get assigned gay by kenny ortega. you then get assigned not gay by disney but they let you keep the fruity hats. you come back next year and get assigned gay by kenny ortega again, this time complete with a homoerotic dance sequence. you return again the following year and are assigned not gay by disney, this time accompanied by a heterosexual prom date. you return 15 years later and are finally assigned gay by disney because they now think it's profitable. you are ryan evans in high school musical.