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kingslaye · 23 hours
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i love to learn about my cat i love to google “should you trim cat last claw? trim all cat claws? cat last claw called? cat fifth claw? cat claws labelled. trim cat dew claw?” and then say hi graham i learned something about you! your weird claw is called a dew claw and it will not be worn down by regular walking so it is extra important to be diligent about trimming to prevent it growing into your paw pad! and he bites me and bites me
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Penguin Classics was so insane for this cover. Didn't know they had it in them
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kingslaye · 2 days
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Hannibal (2013-2015)
2x08 - “Su-zakana”
happy 10th anniversary of this episode giving us two of the most iconic lines in the entire show
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kingslaye · 2 days
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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kingslaye · 2 days
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god fell out of heaven yesterday and we all started making fun of him bc the corpse is only like 5'3''
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Serval (Leptailurus serval), MELANISTIC, family Felidae, Amboseli National Park, Kenya
Photograph by nicolas.urlacher.photographer
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kingslaye · 2 days
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big if true
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kingslaye · 2 days
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you spend so much time trying to make yourself more palatable that in the end you taste bland. forgettable
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kingslaye · 3 days
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I'm rewatching the boys with my housemate and jesus fucking christ you can tell butcher was written by an american. didn't realise you could use the words "cunt" and "twat" incorrectly but he does every time
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kingslaye · 3 days
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Baby pelican👎
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kingslaye · 3 days
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let’s all kill ourselves
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kingslaye · 4 days
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