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you all need to “swipe right” on some fucking breath mints what the fuck

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me every year

winter: *kills all the flowers and the leaves*

me: i guess this is just the way it is forever now :/

spring: hey bonch 

me:

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A hungry Boy

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winter time

me to myself: maybe the toilet isn’t that cold

*sits my ass cheeks down*

me

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hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

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A friend to walk me to the bus stop!!

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hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

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when someone reblogs your selfie with no tags: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

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i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

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*4 chan boy is crying* 4 chan boy 2: you sound triggered bro is everything okay?

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