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kingofthewinkies · 4 years
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I am the King of the Winkies
Hello, my name is Winkilly Dinkilly, the King of the Winkies. We are a proud people, devoted to our victory in battle and honor in our dictatorship government. We often live to be 3-6 years old, however I am currently 31 and in the best shape of my life. Anyways, message me if you’d like to give me a tour of Tumboler or ask me about my beautiful and dignified country and how you can become a citizen in time for World War 5.
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