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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 months
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something something arm something something lips
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 1 year
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thinking about how eddie loved ozzy so much that he definitely made corroded coffin play an ozzy song as their closer any time they played a gig. def Lightning Strikes tho, simply for the riffs.
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 1 year
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i've been saying this for a while but i really think vecna singled out eddie for a reason. Vecna could've gotten to Chrissy whenever he wanted, but he waited till she went to eddie's trailer. he had his hooks in max, eddie's neighbour. he dragged fred out into the forest and killed him just mere miles from where eddie was hiding from the cops. he knew Patrick was looking for eddie with jason and killed him again, right in front of eddie. Eddie is a constant witness in these murders, everyone is brought near him and then killed and a gate is made. could vecna not get into eddies mind to lure him close? cause homeboy has enough trauma to last a lifetime maybe 2, Vecna totally could've found something inside his mind to get him like he did the others but he didn't. even after he watched chrissy die, that would've been enough trauma for vecna to weasel his way into eddie's mind but he couldn't. so he got to nancy instead. it's not just a coincidence that venca pinned all these murders on some kid, he didn't do it by accident. there's a reason he picked eddie
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 1 year
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No offense but I’d rather Eddie come back as a vampire than stay dead. I don’t give a fuck if it destroys every other storyline or “ruins” the show. Eddie showed up on screen and any loyalty I had towards any other aspect of the show left my body. His death was stupid, predictable, lazy and I’d accept just about any reason to have him back. Sorry haters.
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 1 year
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faceless eddie munson gifs!
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 1 year
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oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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TURN ON YOUR SOUND RIGHT NOW I JUST THREW MY FUCKING PHONE
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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SOMEONE MIXED THE TWINS IN THE AI THING I KNOW THEY ARE TWINS BUT FUUUUCKKK ME IS THIS WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE IF THE EMBRYO HADNT SPLIT?!!!!!!!!!! STOP I WANNA GET OFF I CANT....😫💔
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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It’s time we face the truth. Thanksgiving is boring and outdated. Not only is it founded on lies but worst of all it is the most aesthetically boring holiday out there. I mean Turkeys and pilgrims, that’s boring as hell. The only reason we like it is because we get a day off from work.
Not only does it steal from Halloween with the use of pumpkins in like the most boring way possible but also everyone often skips it to set up Christmas decorations and songs anyway.
I propose we abolish Thanksgiving and replace it with Halloween 2 (We can discuss better names later). When you think of Winter you think of Christmas when you think of fall what do you think of first? Halloween of course if you think of Thanksgiving you’re a liar.
Not only will this make Halloween longer but it gives people another opportunity to go trick or treating or go to parties cause now they have a holiday where they get a day off work.
Yes we can still keep the family get togethers and large dinners but now you can show up in fun costumes. I mean who wouldn’t want to see grandma rocking that sexy plague doctor costume.
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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Papa Hetfield wins.
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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I’m just at a whole new “fuck it” level
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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and now i present:
joshua michael’s lips
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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kingmurd3rk1ll3r · 2 years
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Iran’s inside war
Hello there, i really wish i didn’t leave the platform temporarily only to come back with a topic like THIS but yeah.
if you are not aware, my country has been going through an inside war for women’s rights against mandatory hijab laws because of a 22 year old girl getting beaten to death by morality police for having improper hijab
her name is Mahsa Amini and her tag is being shared everywhere on twitter and instagram- #mahsaamini
basically the gist of the matter is that Iran has cut off internet in most of the country to silence us while they slaughter people on the inside. instagram, twitter, telegram, whatsapp and all other websites are closed off and will remain that way unless people get a bajillion vpns just to get a message across which is kinda what im doing now…
women are cutting their hair off and burning their scarves in the streets to show that they had enough all the while police attack people and teargas or shoot them.
now i am a teacher and an employee to the government, which in short terms means they have me on a leash and control my every move, otherwise ill be outed and dealt with, especially since im not a “straight woman” and for that alone i could get a death sentence let alone if they ever find what im drawing online…
therefore i may have to delete some posts or just make my accounts on different platforms private for a while until this all blows off because these fuckers DO snoop around peoples medias online. me and my dad work for the government and we have to go to the cities for work all the while there are gunshots being fired and police going around the place,
i might just be the next victim caught in the crossfire…
please search the tag #mahsaamini on other mediums and spread the word so that you could help us. we don’t have a voice anymore and we are leashed tight…
yesterday i got called by the government because some uni classmates or SPIES had said some shit about me and they made me recite a prayer for them and swear an oath of some kind to them. this scares me. i am powerless and voiceless. we need your help…
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