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can the motherfucker spamming DHM with photoskinned sims please die in a fire already i'm scared

#this is my legacy now

[kingfakey]

No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.

[kingfakey]

Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

[kingfakey]

guy that just wants to be home vs mother that doesn’t know how to drive over a curb without popping her tire— FIGHT!

#/b

[kingfakey]

HEATWAVE IN SAN MY

#is my mayn autistic......

[kingfakey]

happy three years, to this found family, and to us 🌵

to those who've been with me, reading, commenting, thank you mwah 💗

special thank u to ai @gunthermunch for making the pose for me, from the art she also did

#lines them up on the side of the road #runs by really fast for drive by kisses

[kingfakey]

once again on my knees begging and pleading with the kpop industry to get better at vibrant hair colors because if a fool like me can maintain my hair color for weeks at a time then there's literally no reason the people with access to professional stylists, products, and color experts shouldn't be able to also.

#IT DRIVES ME NUUTTSSSSS #whats the point literally whats the point #the hair is there for the day of the MV shoot and that's it #never to be seen again #just the remnants of horribly toned blond hair left behind........ #/b

[kingfakey]

not to be dramatic but i hate showering and what it does to my blood pressure. i always feel like i'm gonna collapse on the bathroom floor when i get out.

#and i have! and i will again! #/b #''just take cold showers'' i'd rather fucking die

[kingfakey]

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!

#this shit sounds straight out of the bay #xg is the secret to happiness tbh and also to success #/b

[kingfakey]

[kingfakey]

the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

[kingfakey]

ohhhhh my god u made your greedy rich villain fat? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite jk rowling

[kingfakey]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[kingfakey]

what is your holy trinity of fruits

#peach strawberry coconut

[kingfakey]

#sillies...

[kingfakey]

everytime i make a post about being a loser boy every transmasc ever reblogs it. come on we cant all be the loser boyfriend to a cool hot guy some of you have to be confident

#i'll fall on that sword #my dick is fat my swag is huge and i can fingerblast you into another dimension

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the problem with me is that on a purely fundamental level i think a lot of very nice people are weaponizing positivity to shield themselves from their own bullshit. the problem with the rest of the world is that it's constantly reinforcing this belief, unfortunately.

#/b #nice and kind are 2 different things i won't elaborate