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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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One thing I do like about romantic vocabulary is that don’t express your romantic feelings, you don’t explain them, no, you confess
Like oh, you want a romantic relationship with this person? Well go ahead then, confess to your crimes
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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Due to corona we have 3 days of the week now:
1• Yesterday
2• Today
3• Tomorrow
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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BDG really new what quarantine would be like back in 2018
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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nobody in the entire world has ever wronged 0 people in their entire life, that is just not reality. let yourself move on from having wronged someone and just try not to do it again
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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The moon? Like from the mechanisms? You know thats not real right
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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u know what’s rough? missing things that are bad for you
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There is a ghost in the machine, says Aurora. But who could it be?
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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tales to be told from the bifrost incident debut
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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me listening to pump shanty for the 5000th time:
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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Why are there so many photos of Jonny about to shoot Nastya
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Leave Her Alone
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If your landlord is having a hard time understanding the rent crisis here’s a handy information sheet about investments and risk to help them!
Nick Thackaz (March 27, 2020)
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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hey folks, reminder that instacart and amazon (including whole foods) are striking for sick pay and work safety today (monday march 30) so don’t buy anything from them or use any of amazon’s subsidiary companies until the strike is over
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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you make me feel safe and like i can be myself. and god, thinking about you just warms me up.
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Perfect Bread:
I absolutely love this recipe! The bread is soft, and is perfect for sandwiches, French toast, and pretty much everything you can think of. I don’t want to buy bread from the store ever again!
6 Cups all-purpose flour
2 ½ Cups very warm water
2 Tbsp. Active dry yeast
2 Tbsp. Sugar
1 tsp. Salt
1 Tbsp. Butter
Combine warm water, yeast, and sugar and let sit until the surface is foamy (If it’s doesn’t foam, the yeast doesn’t work).
When yeast is activated, add 3 cups of the flour, the salt, and the butter. Mix until thoroughly combined, about 2 minutes.
Once mixture is smooth, add the remaining 3 cups of flour. I recommend folding the flour in until fairly combined before kneading.
Once combined, knead dough for 6-8 minutes in a stand mixer, or 8-10 minutes by hand.
Form dough into a ball, cover with plastic wrap or a cloth, and let rise for 45 minutes.
Cut dough into 2-3 equal pieces and place into a buttered bread pan, and brush melted butter (or olive oil). Allow to rise in the loaf pans for an additional 10-15 minutes. (🍞 Tip: Use a small knife to make a slit longways across the bread to prevent splitting along the side of the bread.)
Bake bread in a 375°F oven for 30 minutes uncovered, and and additional 10 minutes covered in foil to prevent excess browning.
Makes 2-3 loaves of bread.
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king-of-the-freeway · 4 years
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i vote that once a country becomes quarantine literally any outfit becomes fair game. if you have to leave your house, do it in a cloak, cape, leather jacket, full suit of armor. it’s pandemic time and i for one believe pandemic time deserves a Look. I want people to study this moment not only for history but for fashion. 
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