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sage comics

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Everytime I visualise the Afton household in my head it just gets funnier

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I wonder how Cassie will react when her dad brings home her best friend for a surprise sleepover at an ungodly time at night.

Asked by @koalasandcats

It was a good thing she stayed up!

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The tamest Afton kids’ fight in FNAF history

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Hey Michael! (Cassie's dad)!!!

Look!

*Giggling*

Look! I'm Fredbear!!!

I'm sorry 💀

Asked by @choco-latte-cake

Woopsies

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Another thing I forgot to add about our dear technician:

*deploys the British accent again*

"Look honey! Our boys finally getting to sleep he deserves! I'm so proud of-"

"-Gregory!? Oh snickerdoodle! Our boy was just getting the rest he has well earned! Why did you have to wake him up with your preposterous dreams!?"

(I'm so immature 🤣😭)

LMAOOO

Even NOW he still can’t catch a break 😭

He’s gonna be up on caffeine all over again, watch lol

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auto suggest bewilders me

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FNAF ruin ending in a nutshell

(Based off @/fallenchungus post)

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//TW BLOOD q: you wanted to do a flip in the costume, but can you do a flip without it? a: ofc i can! watch and learn

----- i'm open to commissions

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Angy lil creature

Angy lil creature indeed

He was busy dealing with a “situation”

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Candles and meat. Are you an atheist or a believer?

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE

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