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I actually had a dream last night that I was going to see Hamilton and meet Lin and I don't think I've ever been more disappointed to wake up ;-;

#Hamilton #lin manuel miranda

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here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

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Regulus Black did not die so that you could automatically sort every villain into Slytherin

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east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred

west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand

midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so

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Imagine your OTP

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you know how in the hbp movie ron and harry are in bed talking about ginny and hermione and how nice their skin is?? what if after ron says that hermione has nice skin, harry is all like “…malfoy’s got nice skin.”

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ugh ok au with slytherin!harry and harry is slight friends with draco throughout the first five years so they talk a bit and they become kinda close you know and in their sixth year when harry follows draco in the bathroom he convinces draco to go to dumbledore for help instead of them hexing each other bYE

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OTP in a fanfic: finally gets together

there are still 27 chapters left

Me: so, what is this, the epilogue or...?

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Do you ever think that Harry and Draco sometimes accidentally call each other by their first names? like

Draco: WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A MOTHER, HARRY!

Harry: 

Harry: Did you just-

Draco: NO 

*defiant staring*

*Both silently agree to never speak of this again*

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Otp: *looks in general direction of each other*

Tumblr.: *go's crazy AF*

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I can 100% identify with him.

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it can’t be unseen

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Me a month ago or something like that: i said to myself i wouldn’t become addicted to tumblr

Me now: Is addicted to tumblr

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the best thing about shipping side ships and main ships is that fics of your side ship almost always have your main ship as canon in the background

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Person A: If it weren't for that pretty face of yours I'd kill you.

Person B: Did you just call me pretty?