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I think he just needed to scream at Smaug and took the earliest opportunity that wasn't a 100% likelihood of death.

It was still like, a 99% chance of ending up crispy fried, but thorin's decision making tree is nothing if not "1 chance is all you ever need" followed by "be bailed out if the half-baked plan doesn't go as he thought it would"

Which is why he was so hurt when thranduil didn't bail anyone out when smaug attacked. And then again when the armies of the dwarves didn't go against smaug. And again when no one showed up to bail the dwarves out at Azanulbizar. Etc.

I appreciate how The Hobbit films took the opportunity to turn Thorin's greatest liability as a leader as the one that also flips the figuratively switch on his crazy plan to save them at the end of DoS.

Dwalin: "The plan's not going to work. These furnaces are stone cold."

Balin: "He's right - we've no fire hot enough to set them ablaze."

Thorin (a dwarf who has for two films has impressively pissed off just about every being they've encountered) thinks to himself the Dwarvish equivalent of "Hold my beer. My time has come".

Proceeds to insult Smaug into such a rage that the dragon tries to kill them all by lighting everything around them on fire, including the furnaces that will help them attack and hopefully incapacitate Smaug.

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Gandalf: it's obvious, green door under hill near very big tree, you can't miss it

Thorin: watch me, I'll end up in Gondor before I find this "hobbit hole"

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"You have keen eyes Master Baggins" says Thorin about the MOST OBVIOUS THING EVER just because he wants to f**k compliment his crush friend burglar

Bilbo making the king under the mountain act goofy as hell by just existing.

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I'm going to cry

Thorin with Kili

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The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it’s not fun exciting like Bilbo’s was.

Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right…

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I could've sworn it meant ball. I was quite looking forward to seeing Sauron fail at rugby.

"One ring to rule them all" actually a mistranslation. Proper transcription into English is "One ring to rule the mall." Said mall-ruling ring can be purchased here:

How quickly we forget our roots.

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To be honest we do this all the time anyway

the hobbit: an unexpected journey with eveything the same except for fili and kili doing this in the background of the serious meeting in bag-end and no one blinks an eye

and they have all their lines still but doing anything but sitting still

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Oh, prince pointy-ear is not gonna like this, but I love it

Hey. What’s Legolas’ favourite pokemon game?

…Leaf green

A moment, allow me to research something.

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Normalcy what normalcy nothing is ever normal in this kingdom of Erebor

#the fellowship of the meme #shitmeme talk

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Hey! Are you still an active rp blog? I ask not to be rude, just because the rest of the memes blogs seem inactive, but i don't know if I'm wrong? Also, you still accept new members in the free roles? Ty!

I am indeed still active, and yes we do still accept new members!

It has been a hard year, however, so I hope we can get back to more activity as normalcy slowly resumes!

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My grandfather died yesterday.

It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.

He was alright the day before.

I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.

Please do not reblog this.

Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.

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*bolts*

Hi, we’re Fili and Kili, please support our troop by buying our cookies.

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YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

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Before we get started, I simultaneously blame and thank @lyra-mirkwood-meme-elf for this idea.

And now I turn to you, my dear followers.

If I were to stream myself, for the better part of at least a year, in half-hour or hour long sessions, making the entire Tolkien universe, characters, locations and all, in the Sims 4, would you watch? And when would be the best time of day to do it?

~mod belle x

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Hi, is anyone rping Lindir, the elf from the house of Elrond in the movies?

They are indeed! You can find them @lindir-of-memes.

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Hello! Do you have a list of empty roles? I adore y'all's roleplay and interactions.

I have just reblogged the list of empty roles!

I hope you find one that you'd like to fill!