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You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#glasses usually #earings i wore that day or might wear the next day #hair ties #ac remote #probably also tv remote if i havent lost it again lol

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"May thy riot gear chip and shatter"

Seen inside the occupied Portland State University library, where student protesters are preparing for a police raid

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senshi protecting chilchuk from lesbianism is my new favorite panel sequence that i havent seen anywhere

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i live car rides because i can stick my head out the window and feel the wind and think about running in large grassy fields

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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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Psych 1x01

#sorry i dont go here #but my dude had to be at the mexican border TWICE before he learned the lesson?? #and didnt even learn it right??

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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and a bed of heather to rest my head | print

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Rapper Macklemore posts on Instagram a song in support of Palestine called “HIND’S HALL” that will be on streaming platforms soon and all proceeds will go to UNRWA

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everyone who thinks they could get into hip hop from the kendrick vs drake beef, do yourself a favor and listen to good kid m.A.A.d. city by kendrick lamar, a truly incredible album front to back.

then you really can't go wrong by going back to the classics--tupac, biggie, lil kim etc etc. but kendrick's body of work is all pretty great if that's what got you interested.