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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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thinking about this
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Wood skin.
Own this BCV Original.
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its retrospection tuesday
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.
Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes.Â
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Top five ways to wave at strangers
5. The casual one wave
4. The "do I know you?"
3. The patronizing fast wave
2. The enthusiastic two hander
1. The lightbulb
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Top five things that are neither man nor beast
5. Centaurs
4. Minotaurs
3. Satyrs
2. Merfolk
1. Plants
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Top five things in the Godzilla universe that are not Godzilla
5. Maser tanks
4. Fairies
3. The lost undersea kingdom of Atlantis Seatopia
2. Micro-oxygen
1. Miki Saegusa
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Top five ways to dispose of teeth
5. Compost
4. Under the mattress
3. Neighbor's trashcan
2. Buried under the old oak in the corner of the cemetery on Jefferson Street
1. Garbage disposal
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Top five questions to which the answer is "42"
5. 41 + 1
4. 40 + 2
3. 46 - 4
2. How do you write "forty-two in numerals"
1. What's double the score you need to win in blackjack
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Top 5 Godzilla movies
5. Godzilla 2000
4. Godzilla 2014
3. Shin Godzilla
2. Godzilla vs Destoroyah
1. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
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Top five onomatopoeia
5. Kapow
4. Snikt
3. Tzing
2. Skreeonk
1. Chumbawumba
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Top five alternatives to "said" when writing dialogue
5. Cried
4. Asked
3. Murmured
2. Growled
1. Harrumphed
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TOP FIVE CAPITAL LETTERS
5. E
4. R
3. B
2. Q
1. K
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