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kienava · 4 hours
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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have
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kienava · 9 hours
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kienava · 12 hours
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hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?
a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:
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apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.
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kienava · 15 hours
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Ianthe Tridentarius, Saint of Awe Shit Here We Go Again
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kienava · 19 hours
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It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
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kienava · 19 hours
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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three
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kienava · 1 day
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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous
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kienava · 1 day
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if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 
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kienava · 1 day
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 Take your baby sister to work day 😌
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kienava · 1 day
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kienava · 1 day
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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kienava · 1 day
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kienava · 2 days
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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
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kienava · 2 days
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kienava · 2 days
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kienava · 2 days
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you're too late, i'm already standing in front of the sole source of light in such a way that it casts a halo about my head, leaving you to languish in the shadows, dependent on me to decide whether to allow my grace to reach you or not
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kienava · 2 days
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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.
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