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khancrackers · 7 hours
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In these parts, they say, if you are lucky when wandering the wastes between city and town, you may encounter a truly exemplary creature. Its skin, like that of the rhinoceros, plates its body in geometric folds; its feet are like four enormous sand-dollars, pleasing to the eye and rapid in their movement. Its snout is broad with the same placid strength as a great ox and its breath is heavy and warm as the same, but its eyes flash so like those of a lion at night that no traveler could believe it truly tame for long. The name of this beast? Toyota Corolla.
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khancrackers · 7 hours
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Oh, I just thought of something so gross to text all of my best friends.
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khancrackers · 7 hours
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my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequently 
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khancrackers · 19 hours
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Lipstick Songstress aka Lipsyncher from Dairanger eps. 5-6
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khancrackers · 2 days
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Lord of the Rings
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khancrackers · 3 days
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women are my favourite guy 🔥🔥
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khancrackers · 3 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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khancrackers · 4 days
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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) dir. Rian Johnson
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khancrackers · 5 days
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by Laerte Coutinho
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khancrackers · 5 days
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Tofu Hermit 
from Gosei Sentai Dairanger, 1993. Designed by Tamotsu Shinohara.  
(CHECK THE OTHER CRAZY MONSTERS: crazy-monster-design.tumblr.com)
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khancrackers · 5 days
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you’ve heard of “hold me sideways and use me like a battering ram” now get ready for “levitate me over your heads and propel me like a bullet train”
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khancrackers · 6 days
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khancrackers · 6 days
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prime mistress maxxima and the very expensive new toy she bought from war world
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Black Canary by Tom Fowler from a script by Gail Simone
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khancrackers · 9 days
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on the way home, the Tesla Model 3 barreled into a tree and exploded in flames, killing von Ohain, a Tesla employee and devoted fan of CEO Elon Musk. Rossiter, who survived the crash, told emergency responders that von Ohain was using an “auto-drive feature on the Tesla” that “just ran straight off the road,” according to a 911 dispatch recording obtained by The Washington Post. In a recent interview, Rossiter said he believes that von Ohain was using Full Self-Driving, which — if true — would make his death the first known fatality involving Tesla’s most advanced driver-assistance technology.
Finally, they have a witness. A survivor of an Autopilot mishap who can testify that the driver was using Full Self Driving mode at the time of the crash.
See, this has been impossible thus far because (1) survivors are rare, and (2) Teslas are programmed to automatically disengage Self-Driving milliseconds before the crash so that when investigators review the telemetry it clearly shows FSD wasn't turned on.
And due to this technicality, Musk has been able to claim Autopilot has never killed anybody. Until now.
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