if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
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need to be held for a whole week straight
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By Wealthy Loser on Instagram
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I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question
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Tossup between B and E 🤔
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drinkw ater highly recomend
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Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
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i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs
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also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
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