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kermitsparent · 3 months
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since people liked my mitski + totk art im morally obligated to show yall my botw mitski comic
it’s available here, its pwyw with includes a whole total of free if u just want to see it
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kermitsparent · 7 months
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🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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raccoon that casually lives in a dorm hall, nature is beautiful
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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triforce on a frat wall next to the assman
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?
you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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oh gilbert baker pride flag 8 stripes including sex and magic we’re really in it now
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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forrister at tempt in murfreesboro, tn, 4/27/15 | 📸: ambre stewart
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forrister at tempt in murfreesboro, tn, 4/27/15 | 📸: ambre stewart
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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(drinking ice water) there is a god and he is loving
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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Anyways, stream Julien Baker's music. Those monthly listeners are criminally low for someone with amazing and devastating song writing skills.
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kermitsparent · 8 months
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i just want to be a cat in late spring. because then i could just sit in the sun and blink slowly and maybe chase a bug. i think that’s what we all want
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