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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.
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while 911 is blowing up rn here is hen shes a lesbian paramedic also she has a rocket scientist wife
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?
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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything
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The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil
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Saw this on Twitter. Chiefs fans are going to tune in to cheer for Taylor 🥹
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happy pride 🏳️🌈
#i’m howling this show is so unserious#yeah i’m gonna kill u but not bc ur gay#what was this season#911 lone star#carlos reyes
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