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keishid · 2 months
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i appreciate the imagery of sleeping with a weapon under your pillow but with my sleeping habits that thing is going to need a seatbelt to stay put where i left it
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keishid · 2 months
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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keishid · 3 months
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if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards
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keishid · 3 months
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Great eared nightjar
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keishid · 3 months
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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keishid · 3 months
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ramadan mubarak ramadan kareem
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keishid · 3 months
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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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keishid · 3 months
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keishid · 3 months
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The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
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keishid · 3 months
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mochi birb
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keishid · 3 months
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keishid · 3 months
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An entire kindergarten of fae pact warlocks. They're warlocks because the fae kid broke their arm playing sports and everyone signed their cast
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keishid · 3 months
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You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok
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keishid · 3 months
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Y’know an awful lot of Terry Pratchett’s books are concerned with how powerful women are when they get angry and how important anger is as a driving force to defend what is right and to tackle injustice. 
A lot of his most interesting and most deeply moral characters are angry ones. Granny Weatherwax, Sam Vimes, Tiffany Aching. All are to a large extent driven to do good by anger.
And that honestly means a lot to me.
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keishid · 3 months
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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
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keishid · 3 months
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Real
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keishid · 3 months
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"I am looking respectfully." "I shan't say." "I feel normal about him." Stop that!!!! Is there no lust in your soul? Speak your mind, boy!
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