keatonrstrornberg

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peak comedy is realizing people from your high school are trying to become social media influencers 

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Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

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when someone tells you how bad your fav is

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sorry but literally nothing will be funnier than john mulaney’s delta airlines sketch

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when ur jam comes on but ur tired af

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the year is now 1 A.C.P.

after club penguin

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basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

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Ed Sheeran is the only Tru person in the music industry u know, One Direction were like “we’re taking a year out of music…actually 2 years…actually could be 3…actually we don’t know but it’ll be less than 50”, Taylor Swift said she was taking a year out and yet…she didn’t fucking go anywhere, but Ed. Ed was like “I’m taking a year off, bye” on December 13th 2015, and then true to his word, on December 13th 2016 he makes his first appearance all year. Ed Sheeran the real MVP.

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me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

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in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection

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“i love musicals” i, someone who only ever watches the same 8 musicals over and over, say

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i’m always a slut for equal rights

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This is gonna be good. (x)

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I’mma make you mine by the end of the summer. (X)

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Honestly, I find so hypocrite Taylor’s defense rant over the song with Kanye. I can’t even believe she has the nerve to say in the same rant things like ‘being falsely painted as a liar" “I was never given the full story and played part on this song is character assassination” or “you cannot approve a song you haven’t heard”.

Did she forgot the times she humiliated her exes and women with her songs? Did she asked them for ‘approval’?

In 2008, she publicly told Ellen Degeneres in her live show that Joe Jonas broke up with her over a phone call, repeatedly after that she kept on mocking him. Which Joe explained himself saying he did not break up with her or was unfaithful, he called her to talk, she told it the wrong way, and break the call. However, Joe suffered pranks for months. She also wrote the song “Forever & Always” about him calling him “scare little boy”, did she asked for approval? Did Joe wanted to be part of the character assassination?

Following that accident, Joe found a new girlfriend, the actress Camille Belle, Taylor wrote a song called “Better Than Revenge” with the following lyrics: “She’s not a saint, she’s not what you think, she’s an actress, she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress” “she’s soon gonna find out stealing other people’s toys in the playground don’t give you any friends”. The song was put in the same album as the for song Joe, and was not shy to point out who’s song that was for. Did she asked Camille’s approval?

In 2010, Taylor dated John Mayer for a couple of months, following their spit she wrote a song called “Dear John” accusing him of dating her since she was too young (19), so it made the song look like he played her. In which John replies he felt humiliated with the song and feels like she took the situation to far as to make it public. Did she asked John’s approval to be involved in the song so openly ? I think not. Following that, we know John dated Katy Perry, which is the reason for Taylor’s song “Bad Blood”, even Katy knows this song is about her and she has exposed Taylor’s ‘don’t pit one girl after another’ rants.

In 2012, Taylor dated Harry Styles for short moths, not only did she wrote a couple of songs about him (Style, Out In the Woods) but she mocked him on international television, during Taylor’s performance at the Grammys 2013, she was performing her song We are never getting back together; in the middle of the song she did a really bad British accent begging herself to gave him a change, while some back up dancers were dressed as clowns, Harry Styles was at the audience that day.

Kanye West, we all know the big accident in 2009, were Kanye takes Taylor’s moment to say she didn’t deserve the award but Beyoncé did (which was true) it was an horrible thing to do, he acknowledge it and even apologize to her wanting to make things right. Taylor took the opportunity and publicity given to her to publicly humiliate him in an award show, singing her song ‘innocent’, trying to paint the black man as the angry awful person and she’s the little bird victim of the whole situation.

Jake Gyllenhaal was also part of Taylor’s little game with the songs we are never getting back together and all too well. Which exposed pretty heavy stuff. She’s been doing this even with her non-famous exes.

So, it’s very hypocrite of Taylor Swift to come and be like “oh, I’m so offended I’m being targeted as the bad guy” GIRL, your whole career has been about targeting people with your songs and make them feel embarrassed in the media, and the media will obviously take her side since she’s been putting this ‘American sweetheart’ ‘sweet angel’ imagine that the audience and society supports. So I’m REAL GLAD she’s getting the drag she deserves and celebrities are finally exposing her.