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las nevadas dream smp posting in 2023???????? more likely than you think

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I've been thinking about these posts for hours

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realistically, i don't think tubbo would ever let his character experience a kidnapping arc unless someone drags him away from that damn computer, but because of this his existence on the island is so comedic. like anybody else wouldve gotten got by now in some way, shape, or form with all the federation-annoying things tubbo does, but he hasn't. he is a weed in cucurucho's carefully maintained front lawn and they've just run out of weedkiller. he is the jerry to cucurucho's tom, even.

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from this post by @animallover129

I love them your honor

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Glass houses, fundy

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man not to bring up discourse but every time I remember the “dave” long con techno pulled I remember when people were really mad he was on origins and got #kickdave trending specifically because everyone thought he preferred to go by technoblade and didn’t want people to call him dave, right, so they were doing that to be mean, and we were all upset and discoursing about it. and every time I remember that I feel like wheezing because that wasn’t his fucking name. that was a prank. a ruse. do you think he saw the trend and laughed at all of the rubes calling him that. even better: do you think he saw that, blissfully went “I wonder who that’s for”, and moved on, because that WASN’T HIS NAME.

beautiful. no one’s ever pulled a long con so funny. technoblade, beloved.

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The qualities of a true tumblr sexyman are as follows:

Evil or villainous in some way AND/OR

Have an extreme amount of power that surprises, thrills and enthralls on the rare occasion it’s used

Charismatic

Dapper and well-dressed (at least two out of three of suit, tie, tophat)

Win against the heroes, or are next to impossible to beat in a fight despite their demeanor

Are, or can be drawn as, tall and lanky (Sans is an outlier)

Appear to be demonic or monsterous in some way

As such, the only true tumblr sexyman out of these polls is Jschlatt.

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another part of so mych dsmp media being lost or otherwise annoying as hell to find is when im talking about something a cc has said / confirmed about their character but i cant find the vod so my source is basically I Made It The Fuck Up

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I'm done with the slander. Tech is the perfect sexyman. You want a pathetic little guy? Porkums. You want an evil little capitalist? Sir Billiam. You want a guy who can kill a bitch and have so many emotions in him and express the shit out of them? C!Techno. You want titties? Sheriff Thompson (and more). You want a war criminal? AE!Techno. You want someone who has no thoughts, just carrots? Bunnyblade. You're a horse girl? Technohorse exists. You want the opposite of c!Techno? Cyberknife. You want a stylish bitch (possibly with a gun)? Technomaid.

And to all that add all the versions of these dudes. Long hair, braids, with style, half naked, buff mfers, twinks, anime villains. He Got Range.

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i did not witness 10292838 schlatt fanart with whore eyes, blood dripping from his lip, and cigarettes for him to lose mcytblr sexyman

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your honor i call bs

did ace attorney techno art this week for reasons unknown to all of us but it was fun so i made a couple versions with different text lol ✨

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Mr TechnoDad posted one final addition to “so long nerds” on Techno’s subreddit.

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A cropped screenshot of a reddit post by u/MrTechnodad in r/Technoblade. The title reads “A last, small message from Technoblade”

The body of the post reads:

“Hey everyone,

When Alex left me his instructions for making "so long nerds" he also included a few things like the photos with Wilbur and Phil, and the 10 million plague. There was also a link to a song. I didn't know what to do with the link to the song so I just left that out. (Like, I couldn't include the music in the video, you know, because of copyright issues.)

Anyway here is the link. Maybe we can think of it as the outro music for "so long nerds".

If you click the link you gonna cry, just sayin'. I did.

https://youtu.be/1lB42RjZs0A&t=52s”.

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cookie outpost is also awesome as a ctubbo story arc because it’s. like. one of the rare ctubbo storylines where it’s About Him, not just an arc where he gets dragged along for the ride. he is the motivator here. he is the one picking fights and standing his ground and making the active decision to escalate conflict which is just SO AWESOME from ctubbo because he does Not do that. not usually. but this time, his supporting cast, quackity and ranboo, are there to illustrate him as a character. yes q and ranboo have their own takeaways from this arc but it’s tubbo who is at the heart of it. for once, tubbo is the one pushing.

and then he just stops. he joins quackity, he stops the threats, he packs it all up neatly and goes back to being responsible and well-behaved little tubbo again. it’s like measured indulgence! can you hear me it’s like he’s LETTING HIMSELF be aggressive in careful safe doses, like he knows quackity and ranboo won’t hurt him for it. and then he stops it and cleans it up and waits for the next time things blow up. it’s nuts. i feel deranged

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connoreatspants is like what if we put a tumblrina in the body of a twitch streamer gamer dude

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i made this last year for halloween, i should’ve posted it here sooner this year

Ko-Fi || Carrd

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Soldiers, Poets, Kings

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help me . girl we are at the fucking devil's sacrament