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my tumblr getting hacked was NOT on my 2020 BINGO board but here we are

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“In The Garden” Print // KimIllustration

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*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

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oat appreciation hours

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secret..,.,,.,

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I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

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Urban Dictionary on the Go at VIDCON

#vidcon #vidcon us #vidcon 2019 #urban dictionary #youtube #katiefliesaway

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i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

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“A GUIDE TO FACE LANGUAGE”

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movie idea: guy finds a stone tablet engraved with a mysterious alien language and gets caught up in a national treasure-esque adventure to decipher its meaning, only to learn that it’s just an alien “live, love, laugh” decoration

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i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

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um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

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so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya