JERRY: She walked away George! Right in the middle of my date.
GEORGE: She walked away from Omelas?
JERRY: She walked away!
GEORGE: I mean, I get walking away, what with the suffering child…
JERRY: Yes, yes, the suffering child. We've all seen the suffering child in the basement.
GEORGE: But in the middle of a date?
JERRY: Exactly! Walk away later!
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this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018
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instead of identifying with a sexuality label which will inevitably always be a vague generalisation, i will release a continuously updated smash or pass list of every being on earth so you'll never be in doubt
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New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman
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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr
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Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me
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dale cooper: i know who killed laura palmer
harry truman: because you found a clue?
coop: no i saw it in a dream :)
harry:
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scientists are working hard to hatch a new emperor jurassic park style
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TRUE NIHILISTS FIGHTING AGAINST “BIG TRUTH”
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Can I fucking lie to you real quick 🔥
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