So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime
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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said โjust call me The Gnawer.โ she would do numbers here
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technocat doodle
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words
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Wau, mun pitรครค oikeesti tehdรค tรคn etee jotain
I really need to change school...
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do you ever read a take so bad you can't even be mad about it you're just like... ohhhhhh they must be stupid </3 so sad for them
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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.
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