karmaismybutch

[karmaismybutch]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[karmaismybutch]

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

[karmaismybutch]

sorry i got lip gloss on your strap...it was intentional

[karmaismybutch]

femme chest 4 sleepy butch

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[karmaismybutch]

Found a photo of the lesbian bus!

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[karmaismybutch]

I want you to obsess over me like I obsess over you.

[karmaismybutch]

The internet agrees with me:

[karmaismybutch]

the ocean as a metaphor ALWAYS slaps. the ocean as a hungry force that wants to consume you? the ocean as something vast and unknowable, like a god itself? the ocean as freedom and liberation? the ocean as the mysteries of the self? the ocean as love? never fails to get me

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[karmaismybutch]

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

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[karmaismybutch]

women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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thinking about tickly kisses. what’s not to love!!! i adore kisses andiguesstheticklestoowhatever

when they come in a flurry and make you giggle like crazy

when they’re soft and slow and intentional and make you melt before trying to hide your laughter

when their lips intimately brush against your skin and it makes you smile and squirm

and it’s sO embarrassing cause like “i’m just kissing you” 😵‍💫 I KNOW

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i wish i was doing something gayer right now