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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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Okay, jetzt ist es offiziell, spätestens seit gestern sind Ava & Noah mein neues comfort-duo!!!!>>>>

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I thought I’d eat my snack outside because the weather is nice today

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Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

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best of the onion

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i've picked up this new habit of just frequently telling me wife that i'm "grabbing and shaking" her. i'll just message her out of the blue and say "grabs and shakes you btw." "grabs you grabs you grabs you." "shakes you shakes you shakes you." i do this like at least once every twenty minutes throughout the day.

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*Walks out of the bar covered in blood and with stab wounds*

'You should have seen the other guy'

*When you go into the bar it's empty, not a single person in sight. In a corner there's a mop with a fake mustache taped to it, it's covered in kiss marks*

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Two emotionally unavailable gay best friends giving eachother therapy IS MY THERAPY.

#schloss einstein

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Candy cane snail, Liguus virgineus, Orthalicidae

This arboreal species is found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic

Photo 1 by pedrogenarorodriguez and 2 by margomora

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A chonky tiger by FTM_2022

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Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.

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At night the beast sleeps

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michael michaud jewelry

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy