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He's the wife in our relationship tbh

well your lucifer might be daddydom but mine definitely isn’t… that’s for certain …….

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I can't take OMSWD replaced AU seriously tbh

Like honestly I don't think the brothers would replace MC cause of all the things they've been thru tg ykyk

Like js me? I can't take it seriously at all

— Anon

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The bottom two lines are hilarious

“Forbidden love”? He’s literally the only one who can marry us with no issues DJDJFJDJDKD

If I was as old as Solomon I’d blame stuff on my age too!

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MC: Solomon and I are no longer dating The brothers: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY- Solomon, rushing in beside MC: MC I told you this was a horrible way of announcing our marriage

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Satan and Levi are my 2nd favorites. So when one of them texts or says stuff like this, how could I feel nothing?

Satan:

Me: OK, papacito. I'll be waiting.

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“Lucifer hates his brothers”

WRONGGG!!!

HOW COULD U BE ANYMORE WRONG U FOOLISH SWINE!!

Are u forgetting how out of everyone Lucifer always is spoiling mammon? Hell even when mammons birthday he let that man use his black card😭 MAMMON OF ALL PEOPLE!

Hell when Levi turned into a kid he even did those goofy poses to make him happy,

Beel when he eats? Lucifer always lets him eat notice how unlike everyone he never flats out kicks him for eating to much, he only does so when it creates problems

Asmo? He would go see him and help Asmo with styling his fits

Even with belphie he dotes on him

Also Satan, when Satan got a cavity he from then on made SURE all the brothers brushed their teeth🙏🏼😭 HE DID ROUNDS EVERYNIGHT TO ENSURE IT

So to take away from my rant of my red eyed king is..he adores his brothers😫

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“Lucifer hates his brothers”

WRONGGG!!!

HOW COULD U BE ANYMORE WRONG U FOOLISH SWINE!!

Are u forgetting how out of everyone Lucifer always is spoiling mammon? Hell even when mammons birthday he let that man use his black card😭 MAMMON OF ALL PEOPLE!

Hell when Levi turned into a kid he even did those goofy poses to make him happy,

Beel when he eats? Lucifer always lets him eat notice how unlike everyone he never flats out kicks him for eating to much, he only does so when it creates problems

Asmo? He would go see him and help Asmo with styling his fits

Even with belphie he dotes on him

Also Satan, when Satan got a cavity he from then on made SURE all the brothers brushed their teeth🙏🏼😭 HE DID ROUNDS EVERYNIGHT TO ENSURE IT

So to take away from my rant of my red eyed king is..he adores his brothers😫

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Mammon is terrified of you.

Well, he's terrified of almost everything, really. Horror movies. His older brother. Credit card debt. A harmless bug. A bad pull of the slot machine. But you. You are the most frightening thing in the three realms, and that's saying something given the hells he's lived through.

How could a human — a being so conflicting, so frustrating, so fragile — occupy his every thought? Snatch his unneeded breath away? Sweeten every dream and fix every nightmare? Make his heart pound from his chest?

But then he remembers Lilith and the love-sickness on her face when she talked about the human she loved — the honeyed words that feel from her mouth as she reminisced — the war that nearly ended them all for a human only she knew. And he thinks, this love must be worth everything. You are worth everything.

So he's glued to your side. He doesn't want to miss a moment of the adventure of his lifetime. And however long you have left, he'll be there, treasuring every word, every look, every touch. You're worth it, and he wants you to know that.

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barbatos noticing when mc isn't getting sleep and how he wants to take care of them so much?? i'm going to frow up 🥺🥺🥺

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Yeah my wife

Yes, Lucifer is indeed husband material. But he's the wife in this relationship

— Anon

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It just gave me this vibe

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Ahh shit here we go again

It's a battle royale style game does this mean we all get to kill each other

Edit:

Devastated. I'll give you guys my address and we can all beat each other using sticks. We'll play it old school

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I can be much more entertaining!

yes ma'am.

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glasses

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thinking about this again

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Satan wearing the earing✨

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I am once again filled with sadness and I might implode in this cold office cubicle if I don't let it out immediately.

Solomon x MC and this quote. That's it.

Solomon who will go to unnecessary and ridiculous lengths to have you close to him, to show his affection, to have just a minute of your time even though it's probably wasted on him and you have better people to be with.

In a world which has labelled him as a demon, you are the sole reminder of his humanity. A reminder that he's not alone.

You are his favourite apprentice because you remind him of everything that is good about humans and why he spent his whole life protecting them. You make his purpose worth it.

And MC who acts as the best friend he never had, who tends to his inner child so desperately in need of healing, who holds him on his worst nights to show him he's no longer alone.

MC who was the catalyst that showed him that the demons he regarded as contracts could be potential friends too. MC who looks after him and willingly agrees to help him protect the world.