TONGUES AND TEETH BY THE CRANE WIVES ✨
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employees should be allowed to steal, actually
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Fwiends...
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
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boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever
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Can confirm, except I shout internally so not to bother anyone
One does not simply listen to "Hollywood" by Marina without shouting OH MY GOD YOU LOOK JUST LIKE SHAKIRA when that part of the song comes up
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Getting items from thrift stores that you definitely don’t need but definitely want and that are cheap enough to justify the purchase >>>
(the item in question:)
s p o r k l y
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