o to be cavorting around the edwardian england countryside with my valet whomst lavishes me with shakespeare quotes as a means of affection bc our master / servant relationship is a paper thin pretext for our homosexual marriage
So, remember that segment of SpongeBob SquarePants where he was caught watching a show about a sea anemone?
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Because of how invested SpongeBob was getting and how embarrassed he was to get caught by someone, some fans speculate that the sea anemone clip was code for porn.
So, in the SpongeBob universe, sea anemones star in porn?
Do you know who else was involved with sea anemones??
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT!! I KNEW THAT ENTIRE NUMBER WAS SQUIDWARD’S WET DREAM!! I F**KING KNEW IT!!
Sombra: *struggling to jump up and see over the crowd*
Reaper: …nevermind.
Akande: I’ve got this. *clears throat and sings* Tell my wife I love her very much…
Moira: *singing at the top of her lungs from the other side of the room* SHE KNOOO-OOOO-OOOOWS! GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM YOUR CIRCUIT’S DEAD THERE’S SOME! THING! WRONG! CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM–