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I am at the Wonka Experience

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our wifi router turned off for a sec after the electricity flickered. girl help

they looks so happy in the wizard and cowboy hats,, living their best lives,,,, oobh I wanna see more

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#SLAY THE PRINCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Hello my dear Customers~

Today should be the day you ALL buy a Thneed!!

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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how?? just how?

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#vote 1 or 3

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gloppy btw. if you even care

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Once upon a time…