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Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
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*clings to obama’s leg*
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Me: @god why don't I have a boyfriend
God: I sent you one but u ain't like his eyebrows
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This is a whole ‘nother level of ignorance
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have u ever met someone so terrible that it makes u a better person like u learn from mistakes that you haven’t even made purely from observing them, thank you for being so obnoxiously terrible, please don’t ever interact with me again
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i can’t sleep at night, my mind is all over the place.
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me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy
me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me
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in a way, michael scott is all of us
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I’ve always thought that the title of “So You Think You Can Dance” was sinister af. Added an Evil German accent. Can’t stop laughing.
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