kalethemonster

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4/27

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#gay man rainbowdash (I WANT THAT FLAG)

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earth’s first vertebrates seeing the sun

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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#sending a moron power hungry ai into space #entering a condemed area (it wasnt my choice) #restarting the ai that i killed that had killed an entire facilitiy's worth of scientists.

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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welcome to hoenn! shinies under the cut! also click for better quality :]

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please reblog my art!

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just thinking about the “something special for someone special” item from tf2 which is a $100 virtual wedding ring that many people bought just because when you send it to someone it broadcasts a message to everyone currently playing tf2

thinking about how such an item would only work in tf2 and only because valve made the very good decision of having it broadcast a message to everyone currently playing tf2 and allowing renames of both the sender and recipient as well as the item so for $100 people broadcasted shit like

thinking about how there will never truly be something like this in gaming ever again

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Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

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Customer: MY MOTHERS NAME IS CATHY AND HER DAD GREW UP CALLING HER CACKIN. I ORDERED CAKCINS FOR HER OTHER CAR A FEW YEARS AGO. THIS IS FOR HER 1965 MUSTANG. DMV: CACK=COCK SAID WITH A BOSTON ACCENT, ALSO MEANS SHIT Verdict: DENIED

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How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S

i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten

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honestly advertising is so fukcing wasteful not even just in the convincing you to buy shit you never actually wanted but like

how much electricity is wasted displaying ads that could've gone to keeping houses warm. How much paper is produced just to be turned into pamphlets and ads that will just be thrown away. how much internet bandwith is wasted just on the amount of ads that are on the internet nowadays. How many hours worth of labor went into producing ads that are going directly into my adblocker or my waste bin that could've been time spent doing literally ANYTHING useful?

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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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it's all coming together

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)