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kaladin is such a drama queen I swear

#he was born with cunty wunty in his blood #he’s incapable of not slaying

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#stormlight archive

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headcanon: adolin always has some kind of ribbon or rock or piece of metal with nice textures in his pockets because before renarin had his box (and even after, when he’d forget it) renarin would need something fidget with when everything got overwhelming. renarin gets in the habit of just going up to adolin and tapping him on the shoulder and getting handed something.

kaladin notices and totally gets it because he spent his childhood with at least six (6) of tien’s cool rocks in his pocket at any given time, so kaladin and bridge four pick up the habit too

#stormlight archive #crying

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im so scared of stormlight 5 that id actually be fine if it never came out

#this is literally me with lost metal rn #i just sit having Mexican stand off stares with it #never opening it #i could live my whole life without knowing #for now they are alive and on my bookshelf with their family #there are twice as many characters as usual…

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I imagine the Dalinar and Navani try to take a picture but then they decide to bring in the whole family including Shallan. Then Adolin and Shallan bring in Kaladin, and Kaladin and Renarin bring in bridge 4, who bring their own platoons who bring in some other orders until all of Urithiru is taking a picture.

#correct! #stormlight archive

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idk how the fuck i am a teacher bc a coworker showed me a students test and there was not a single correctly spelled word in it. like even the same word was spelled differently each time. and i was like hold up no let him cook… i love what he’s doing here … this is a fun and unique interpretation of the english language … don’t fail him…

#kltwaffle

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i had a tshirt idea wait let me cook

#stormlight archive #kltwaffle

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

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Me: omg money

Me 30 seconds later: Omg i just spent it all on a Mistcloak.

#klt lore fact #for my bfs birthday after 6 months of being together #i made him a custom mistcloak :3 #then made one for myself #one day we will use them to cosplay i swear jt… #we have been together for 4 years so it worked

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For my next pixel practice I limited myself to a color pallet of only 8 shades of blue, so I naturally had to draw my favorite blue girl <3 It was hard but I think some parts turned out alright :D

#ATEEEEEE #stormlight archive

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this is how he texts me btw im his biggest fan 👍😎

im a student language teacher atm living abroad and i have to get a ride with an older music teacher to school every day . his English isn’t amazing but he always says some profound shit like ‘the grass is getting long today…. but not too long!’ and im in the passenger seat nodding thoughtfully every time like i just witnessed Confucius himself

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im a student language teacher atm living abroad and i have to get a ride with an older music teacher to school every day . his English isn’t amazing but he always says some profound shit like ‘the grass is getting long today…. but not too long!’ and im in the passenger seat nodding thoughtfully every time like i just witnessed Confucius himself

#kltwaffle #i would kill and die for him

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I've definitely posted this sentiment before BUT being the same age as your blorbos is so insane because Mr kaladin stormblessed is out here leading people into war and becoming a magical demigod figure but he's also never heard of college. never experienced the epic highs and lows of football or whatever. I'm also 20 and depressed but hey I'm getting me my degree and this bitch can't even read.

#and he did all that unmedicated #get this man some zoloft he’d be unstoppable #i can’t even write an essay without chemicals

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saw a reminder kaladin could die in KOWT. just letting you all know now i’m gonna end up on some kinda list if that happens

#this man is my entire personality #the fate of my life rests in Brandosandos hands