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biggest crucible of putting any creative product out there on the internet to see it agonizing over the details for far too long, finally getting the courage to hit post, and then the moment afterwards being like 'oh no i've totally overestimated the idea that anyone besides me will ever like this. i am a fool' and sitting in that feeling for far too long before realizing that AO3 takes a while to update or you've posted your meme at 3am when most of the people you know are asleep

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

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nice out fit loser. 1974 called, apparently president gerald ford has granted a full and unconditional pardon to former president richard nixon

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just seen your post re monica lewkinsky &... I totally agree with you. Her Ted Talk is amazing & how she is living her life is.... I'm actually in awe of her. So thank you, sincerely, for your beautiful words.

to speak genuinely, for real: i cannot even put into words how much respect i have for monica lewinsky. i will never, ever, forget the slow realization of learning more and more of what happened as i grew up and coming to the sobering discovery that this was the story of how a whole country decided to place the blame on one young woman and then slutshame and destroy her life instead of really question what role those in power, including the president of the united states, had played in events. everyone had decided to sacrifice one woman, regardless of the role she played or bad decisions she'd made, and string her up so everyone could point their fingers in shame, and to laugh. it was despicable. and it's made worse by the realization that in the end, any of us could be monica lewinsky. not just other young women in politics, but any of us who could find ourselves in a situation where because of the power and privilege of the other party and because the societal stereotypes everyone will jump to reinforce, we could be the one laid out at the altar to die.

after all of that, and everything monica was put through, it would have been totally reasonable for her to hide away in a fishing village on a remote island somewhere and never speak to anyone ever again. but instead, despite it being hard, despite people still judging her when they hear her name, despite the fact that we as a country don't deserve it, monica lewinsky has chosen to devote her life to speaking out against the very things that were weaponized against her. to choose to help people who had tried to destroy you and change the system in order to create a world where it won't happen to others, instead of becoming solely bitter and angry forever-- that is a testament to strength. so many people preach in favor of a better world when they are the ones suffering, but choose to enact vengeance when their voice is finally the one being listened to. to do the opposite is the most radical act of all.

and if that wasn't enough, monica is able to speak honestly and even make jokes of her own about her whole situation. after all those 1990s TV talk show hosts beat her over and over with sticks, practically on a daily basis, she is finally able to look them in the eyes and say, "you've had your fun. now it's my turn."

It's one of the most goddamn inspiring and compelling things I've ever heard. She's incredible.

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As a survivor of [CLASSIFIED], tbh… this is REALLY FUNNY

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It’s giving

oh no! it looks like icarus is getting too close to the sun!

*aims sniper rifle* thankfully, i'm here to save him.

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I got this idea for this new anime plot…

Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say

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which is definitely not an omen

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raz my beloved. my darling sweetheart. the influx of you on my dash makes me feel like i'm at home. never apologize for anything ever. you can do whatever you want forever

(thank you my beloved but also if i did whatever i wanted it would look like this:)

me, rising to my feet slowly and serenely from my place at one of the middle rows of the town hall meeting: i am going to post my honest opinions of popular music icons on the internet for everyone to see

all my mutuals, in horror: please sit back down and do not do that

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Me writing a shitpost on tumblr: excellent. narratively cohesive. tight, purposeful writing that doesn’t miss a beat. work I can be proud of even if it only gets 4 notes.

Me writing my graduate school thesis: English is my first language, but you sure wouldn’t think that if you read this trainwreck. maybe it’s time to retake a 10th grade writing class because Annette in Mrs. Whitley’s 9am Basics of English can produce better shit that you, and she still thinks this is Intro to Conversational Spanish

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i generally think it's not a good way to live to hold grudges against people for unimportant things, but i also think it's extremely funny to have beef with someone over something so minor that they probably didn't even know it happened, especially if that person barely knows you exist in the first place. like forgive and forget, unless you are among my notable nemeses such as "man who didn't hold the elevator for me when i was carrying a large package," "chairman of the house budget committee for the US house of representatives," and "well known filmmaker and director M Night Shyamalan."

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Ah yes, a twist.

i generally think it's not a good way to live to hold grudges against people for unimportant things, but i also think it's extremely funny to have beef with someone over something so minor that they probably didn't even know it happened, especially if that person barely knows you exist in the first place. like forgive and forget, unless you are among my notable nemeses such as "man who didn't hold the elevator for me when i was carrying a large package," "chairman of the house budget committee for the US house of representatives," and "well known filmmaker and director M Night Shyamalan."

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The way I have only ever watched ppl play Fallout and never bought or played the game myself lol

My favorite interpretation of the Ghoul from the Fallout show is that he acts like he doesn’t give a shit about anything anymore to mask the fact that he actually gives many shits about every single thing but the latter is too painful to deal with 🫠

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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive