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The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment

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it is so important to do touristy shit where you live.

Both because touristy shit is actually pretty fun and because inevitably someone you know is going to come into town and ask "hey, what should I do while I'm here?" and you want to have an answer that isn't "all I do is go to my house and my place of work and like three places in my neighborhood"

#welcome to Omaha it's zoo time baby!!!

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Froggy so fat they became a kaiju

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

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i’m abt 75% of the way through harrowhark the ninth and just realized that it is. in fact. the second book in the series.

tbh this is a relief bc this has been very hard to follow at times and i now understand why!!!!

pls no spoilers in tags or comments

#this is actually the funniest way to read this series oh my god #i want to scrub tlt from my brain just to read it in this order and see how wacky and wild it is #tlt stuff

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NEW VERSION. :)

#'my brother my captain my king' goes so hard that i assumed for YEARS that it had to be a word for word quote from the book #i was shocked when i read boromir's death for the first time and it wasnt there #in my heart it's fully canon to the books bc it's SO good #as soon as i saw the question i was scaning for that exact linr lmao #tolkien time

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I kinda lived half of 2023 (maybe more) like a drowning rat in a bucket but this year I'll live like a normal rat. outside of a bucket

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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#my last phone bricked itself right around 2.5 years #so i got a new phone like. a month ago

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

#i started using 3rd party alarm apps like a decade ago #when the native clock app on my phone had a limit of like 9 alarms #hold on im gonna go see how many are in my current app #140 alarms

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me following my roommates around the apartment: and then in s1e7 ‘what are little girls made of,’ spock questions chapel’s ability to recognize her fiancé, roger, over an audio call, and she implies that if he were engaged, he would be able to recognize that person’s voice without a doubt. so then after kirk beams down to the planet to see roger, he’s held hostage by a droid who imitates kirk’s exact voice to spock when he calls, and spock becomes concerned for the captain because he doesn’t sound right. and then while kirk himself is being cloned, he ensures that the clone will be different from him by thinking unkind thoughts about spock. when the clone boards the enterprise, spock realizes that he’s not the captain by the way he speaks to him (despite having no prior knowledge that any cloning was taking place on the planet) and beams down the planet to find the real kirk. and then it turns out that chapel herself wasn’t actually able to tell that her own fiancé’s voice was a clone, but spock-

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yeah i've seen that movie with the guy in the mask. phantom of the megaplex

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this is a cinematic masterpiece

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Fitz, the Fool, Molly & Kettricken

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