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[kagekit]

okay so i calculated some OP dick sizes because that’s what one does and:

Crocodile: 23 cm/10 inches

Doflamingo: 27 cm/one foot

Katakuri: 47 cm/18.5 inches

do with this information whatever you will

[kagekit]

Can I ask for an nsfw scenario by Kirisaki Daiichi team( each guy individually)? Guys get turned on by watching their girlfriend eat a banana. Please and thank you. Good luck you).

aaaa tyy so much hunn! this is my first time writing anything ~sexual~ so i apologise if anything feels off or of the sort. i also apologise for not writing yamazaki and matsumoto because i couldn't quite get a grip on their characters. enjoyyy!!

KD getting turned on while watching their gf eat a banana

HARA: It was a good thing his bangs clouded the look in his eyes. Hara’s eyes tried to look everywhere except his girlfriend that was innocently eating a banana right in front of him. She was halfway finished when she noticed his anxiousness.

“Kazuya-kun? Are you all right?” she asked. Hara discreetly looked down at her mouth, which was glistening with saliva from eating.

“Next time we go grocery shopping, remind me to buy more bananas.”

HANAMIYA: Even the bad boy of the court could fall victim to simple scenarios such as this one. You, his innocent girlfriend that didn’t know the meaning of “sex” was turning him on. Were you doing it intentionally? Your eyes gave nothing away. Hanamiya’s pants betrayed him. They now suddenly felt very tight.

You suddenly felt Hanamiya grab onto your wrist.

“Where are you taking me?” you asked. Hanamiya didn’t let go, holding your hand firmly.

“Let’s give you another banana to put in your mouth, yeah?”

FURUHASHI: Furuhashi turned his head the other way as he watched you eat the banana. The small forward’s eyes gave no notion that he was aroused, but his lower body was another story altogether. With every small bite you took, Furuhashi became more and more agitated. He kept tapping his feet to take his mind off the sight in front of him.

“You know (Y/N), if you liked bananas that much, you could just tell me.”

SETO: Seto peeked out from under his sleep mask to enjoy the view. He continued to pretend to snore. A smile crept its way up to his lips with every bite you took. Suddenly, you rose from your seat and stood in front of his pretend-sleeping form.

“Kentaro, do you want a piece of this banana or are you just happy to see me?”

[kagekit]

It’s you (Hanamiya Makoto)

You and Hanamiya met way back in elementary. Best friends as you both would says, and whenenver you would introduce yourself as that, people tend to stare with their jaws wide open.

He was of course a jerk at those days, until high school. But lately, he’s been acting way too different around you. And when I say different, I mean a while new level.

Back then he’d flick your forehead and insult you whenever you whine about having a headache.

But now, he’d flick your forehead - and then kiss it before whispering sweet things to you. It made you feel weird. It made you feel, warm.

Now you aren’t one of those girls who assume too much, because let’s be real. This is Hanamiya Makoto we’re talking about.

The rough captain of the Uncrowned Kings. The bad boy of the school. The boy who play with girls.

But you saw him different. And that’s what Hanamiya loves about you. Yeah, love. It might sound absurd if other people hears that The Hanamiya Makoto was truly in love.

He thought so too, he didn’t believe in love back then. But now, everything was clear to him. It was you. Till now, he cherishes that day he accidentally met you.

–

It was just any normal day for him. Scaring new and old student. Just a new school year, and a new school year means new bully baits.

On his way up the stairs, scoffing at students avoiding him. Then as he was staring at a frail looking boy, somebody bumped into him causing them both to fall on the floor.

‘What the fuck?’

Whoever bumped into him was surely gonna get it. The students around them stopped what they were doing and gasped at the scene.

When Hanamiya opened his eyes, he froze. Not because of who it was but because of what her eyes looked boring into his own.

He questioned himself, why was he not insulting her right now. She deserved it for being a fucking clutz.

But no, he didn’t say anything, he just cussed under his breath before getting the girl up from his lap and dusting himself.

He picked up her books and handed them to her, “Tsk. Try being more careful next time or you’ll injure someone you clutz.” It was supposed to sound harsh and insulting.

But she smiled teary eyed, “Mm. I’ll try.”

Hanamiya can only stare at her face then walked away.

He walked away but not before he glanced back one last time to remember her face. For once, he didn’t want to forget someone.

–

After that incident with you, he became quiet. When he’d bully someone by the hall and you’d pass by he’ll let them go and walk away.

One time he got so confused as to what’s happening to him, he didn’t even bother coming to school.

'Why the hell have I become like this.’ He asks himself hat day as he laid in his bed. His mom was out grocery shopping so he was pretty much alone.

“Is it because of that girl.” He says. No, it can’t be. It can’t be you. This was bullshit. Hanamiya Makoto has never seen someone he truly likes.

But maybe, just maybe, he’ll give it a try.

Time flew by and he figured out a way to get close to you. It was almost graduation and he wanted you to come with him in the same school.

So he approached you to your locker one day and handed you a note then walking away. You were stunned. You learned about what Hanamiya does at school and to the students.

Were you his next victim. You shaked the bad thoughts away. Your mother taught you to never judge someone, specially when they act rough and tough.

'Those people, they’ve been through some things that, others can’t understand.’ Is what your mom said. And to this day, you hold her word to never judge anyone based on what you see.

See me after school.

Is what the note said. You fold the paper and tucked it in your pocket for safe keeping.

After a long day of classes it was time to meet Hanamiya. Walking to the back of the school, you saw him on one of the benches with a book on his face. He seemed to be asleep. You felt anxious.

“Uhm, Hanamiya-san?” You call out.

When he didn’t budge you called out again. And again. You were getting impatient. But you kept your cool. “If you don’t need me then I’ll be going.” Before you could walk away, a hand grabbed your wrist and pulled you down.

Your body made contact with someone’s. “I was just testing your patience.” The voice said. Looking up, it was Hanamiya.

“Ah, d-do you need me for something.” You ask, face flushed. “Sit down.” And you did.

“What school are you going to after this?” He looks at you, rather intensely. “Well, I’m not sure yet.”

You haven’t really thought about it, you were thinking to plan it out this summer. “How about you?”

“Kirisaki Daiichi.” He said plainly. “Oh. Maybe I’d consider than one.” You replied looking up, without knowing Hanamiya turned to the side and giving himself a smile. He cleared his throat. “Meet me here tomorrow.”

Then he set off. You stared at his figure and smiled. You knew what he wanted. And that was friendship.

Days went by with you and him hanging out. Some of your friends thought he threatened you to hang with him. But you defended him. They didn’t see this side of him and they probably never will.

Finally it was time to go to a new school. Graduation and summer went by so quickly like a blink of an eye. Of course you spent your summer with Hanamiya.

In high school he was still the same, he got girlfriends then break it off, a girlfriend then break it off. It was a cycle.

And you scolded him for it. He just brushed you off saying he was just having fun. Although, truth is, he was doing it because he wanted to see you jealous.

But he never saw you jealous, and it was absolutely frustrating. He became the basketball teams coach and you were proud of him.

Even gave him a kiss on the cheek and a hug. He loved that day. But he was scared of what he felt. He wasn’t used to trusting someone so much.

Heck he didn’t even trust his mom the way he trusts you. He wasn’t used to giving compliments, that’s why he was having a hard time calling you beautiful without an insult coming next.

He wasn’t used to protecting someone. He was bad at it at first, but when he saw some boys trying to find their way in your pants in your junior year in high school he beat them to a pulp. Now he knows how to protect you and when.

He wasn’t used to caring for someone, so when you fell sick he didn’t know what to do, he’d become so out of character that his mother laughed at him once telling him to calm down.

He wasn’t used to loving someone.

But now that you’re here. He knew how to love. Sure he was shitty back then. Getting a girlfriend and ignoring them. He wanted your attention, and he’s still disappointed he hasn’t got it.

That’s what he knows.

He didn’t know that his feeling were more than ready to be accepted. You were just waiting for him to figure it out. And he did.

“(Y/n). I know I’m not good with feelings and-and there’s a chance you might reject me. But, would you p-please consider and be my g-girlfriend?” Hanamiya asked with a bouquet of blue flowers and a box of chocolates in one hand.

He even got the other basketball members to help him with a sign that they hold behind.

Be my girlfriend?

Was what the sign said. You were shocked, didn’t expect him to do something this big. But inside you were illegally dying.

And with a wide smile, you said yes.

–

Now it was the biggest day of both of your lives.

Hanamiya held the microphone, “(Y/n), I distinctly remember the day I asked you to be my girlfriend. I felt like dying that day. I didn’t know whether you’d say yes or reject me. Cause, you know me better than my mom. I suck at telling feelings, yet here I am. Telling you and these people how much you’ve changed me. I was a dick, my apologies, father.” the crowd laughed and so did you, “I have never had someone else look at me with such acceptance and love in their eyes. Then I found you. Love was bullshit to me before you came. But you showed me what it’s like. You put up with me, had patience. And for all of what you’ve done, thank you. I never though I’d get married. My mom didn’t either, with my lifestyle. I know some days will be rough, but please, promise me you’ll never leave me. Promise me you’ll never give up on me. Because, I can never find someone like you out there. It’s you. It’ll always be you.”

With that, you said your vows, and gave each other the kiss of forever.

And Hanamiya will always know, that it’s you.

[kagekit]

Kirisaki Daiichi x gn!crush!reader

11/19/22

WC: 2,094

The members are realizing you are a little sleep-deprived.

Background story:

“Shit!” you were racing your way to school after waking up late. Lately, you’ve been having a hard time sleeping and you fell asleep an hour before you were supposed to get ready for school. You should’ve just pulled another all-nighter! As you were approaching the gate of your school, you started slowing down to catch your breath. Trudging your way through the halls to your class, all you wanted to do was put your head down and try to catch a few minutes of rest. Finally reaching your class, you groaned seeing the desks were in groups. After scanning for an empty seat you quickly noticed there was only one vacancy. You started to feel your heartbeat pick up as you made your way over.

Hanamiya Makoto

Hanamiya slowly looked up with a lazy smirk as you guys made eye contact. “My, my. If it isn’t (Y/N),” he said sarcastically. You rolled your eyes at his smirk but gave a small smile as you sat down at the empty desk. You quickly put your head down as you mumbled a quick, “Hello, Hanamiya-san.” His smirk faltered as he caught sight of the bags under your eyes and heard the exhaustion in your voice. Your teacher soon walked in and you felt Hanamiya poke your side roughly. You shot up in your seat with a small squeak and immediately turned and glared at your assailant. He had an unreadable expression on his face as he started to doodle on his paper, ignoring whatever the teacher was saying. You had your head rested on your hand and started taking notes but started to feel your eyes droop and soon you were asleep. Hanamiya looked up from his notes looking at the clock and noticed there were a few minutes left of class before he turned his gaze towards you. He tsked and started his notes from where you left off. Soon after the bell rang and you slowly raised your head with a groan. Your head was pounding as you cringed from the classroom’s bright lights. Hanamiya waited as you packed your bag as the classroom emptied. “How much sleep did you get last night?” he said with a scowl. With a sigh at the face he gave you, you replied with a small “not enough.” He then grabbed your bag and then added a small flick to your forehead. “H-Hey! I can carry my own stuff!” He rolled his eyes as his smirk came back to his face making you flush. He then grabbed your wrist and started walking in the opposite direction of your class. With the gym doors in sight, you felt a small smile creep onto your face as you made the connections. As you both walked through the doors hearing the squeaking of shoes stop, Hanamiya ripped off Seto’s eye mask from his head and gave it to you. Seto grumbled but then stopped when he saw it was given to you and he noticed your tired, apologetic look. Hanamiya then threw his jacket at your head and you caught it with a confused look. “Sleep.” was all he said and you blushed a little as he set your bag down for your head with his signature smirk and you laid down with his warm jacket covering you. You put the eye mask on and slowly fell asleep with his scent surrounding you. Hanamiya walked towards the team and Hara said “Looks like captain has a soft spot~” with a teasing smirk on his face. “Looks like someone wants to run laps.” After Hanamiya said that there was a collection of slaps to the back of Hara’s head.

Hara Kazuya

Hearing the familiar pop of his gum almost agitated you. Normally you wouldn’t have a problem, but you’re just a little tired today. Well, more than a little. “How’s my favorite girl doing today?” Hara said with a smirk as he patted the seat next to him. You blushed a little and grumbled out a little “tired” as you sat in the desk next to him. Hara leaned over in your face a bit, making you sigh and put your hand on his face, pushing him back into his space. Hara giggled a little with a small “awww~”. He doesn’t know if you’re aware of just how large the bags under your eyes looked and he gave a small pout. The teacher walked in and you tried paying attention to the lecture. Key word tried. When you’d start taking your notes, Hara would doodle on the corners of your paper with little hearts. When he wasn’t doing that, he was gently brushing his fingers against your hand when you weren’t writing. You tried to calm your racing heart whenever he did that. As the teacher ended the class, there were about 10 minutes left before the bell so you put your head down to try and gain a few minutes of rest. Unfortunately, Hara had other plans for you as he started poking your head and arms, and then gave a small poke to your side with an annoying “(Y/N)-chan~~” You groaned as you lifted your head up enough to give him a small glare. “Let me rest please Hara-kun.” Hara clicked his tongue because he’s usually used to your banter and cute facial expressions. As you finally started to feel yourself fall asleep, you felt something draped across your back with a small pressure on your head. “Don’t worry (Y/N/N)-chan, I’ll let you rest for now.” He sighed and pouted. Maybe he would give you a break since he was the one who kept you up all night from blowing up your phone asking for a date.

Yamazaki Hiroshi

Yamazaki saw you walk into the class and immediately blushed. He noticed you were walking a little sluggish and then looked at your face. You happened to make eye contact with him and he flushed even harder making him cough and look down at his desk. Even though he was flustered, he took note of the dark circles under your eyes. You finally made it to the seat next to him, greeted him with a small smile, and a meek “Good Morning Yamazaki-san.” He grunted back a small “morning” and tried to relax his shoulders. The teacher walked in with a small greeting and went straight into the lesson for the day. After explaining what today’s lesson was, he told everyone to finish the assignment in their groups. Yamazaki turned to you to start the assignment. As you guys were finishing the group work, you almost sounded like you were slurring your words. Your eyes were drooping and he felt bad that you were so tired. “(Y/N)-chan, are you ok? You seem really tired.” He almost cringed at the obviousness of the statement. “I’m ok Yamazaki-san, thank you for asking. I am tired. I’ve just been having a hard time sleeping lately because I’ve been taking care of my sick little brother. My parents are on a business trip until next week.” you said with a little smile, thinking about your sweet little brother. Yamazaki nodded his head in understanding and cleared his throat before speaking. “Do you need any help? My mom makes the best soup for when I’m sick. I-I’m sure I can ask her to make some and I can grab it for you after school.” You looked at him with a bright smile and a little flush to your cheeks, “That would be amazing! Oh, thank you Yamazaki-san!” You ripped a small piece of paper from your notes and wrote your number and address on it and gave it to him. “Here’s my info! Just text me later and I’ll make some dinner for you as thanks.” The bell rang and you quickly got up to go to your next class with a quick goodbye. Yamazaki blushed furiously and tried to tell you it wasn’t necessary, but you were already walking out of the room. He quickly typed in your number into his phone and contemplated putting a heart next to your name, but decided against it until he gathered the courage to ask you out.

Furuhashi Kojiro

Furuhashi looked up from the book he was reading and quickly glanced at your face. He noticed you looked a little flushed and had a tired look on your face today. He’s noticed the bags under your eyes are more prominent than the day before. You greeted Furuhashi with a small smile and he gave a short nod in response as you took the seat next to him. The teacher walked in shortly after you and told the class about the group project that’s due at the end of next week. After explaining the project and what was expected, he let everyone have the rest of the class to work on it. You had seemed to zone out after the explanation and Furuhashi sighed after you didn’t respond to him calling your name. You had your chin resting on your palm and after receiving no response to his question, Furuhashi softly pulled your elbow of the arm your head was resting on. This got your attention as you blinked your eyes at Furuhashi owlishly. “I-I’m sorry Furuhashi-kun, did you say something?” “I was asking if you’d rather work at my house, or yours?” You flushed a little after realizing you didn’t respond the first time and stuttered your response. “U-Uh. Um, whoever lives closer to school is fine.” He knows he lives closer, but considering how tired you look he thought yours would be better. “Your house it is then. Maybe then you can get to rest once we’re done instead of walking home. I’d prefer you catch up on sleep. The bags under your eyes are noticeable” You gave a small smile at the fact that he was thinking of you when it came to your health, even though it wasn’t said nicely, you knew him well enough to know he meant nothing by it. You watched as he grabbed your phone and he gave you a look that meant he wanted you to unlock it. Little did you know that he already knew the password as he’s watched you unlock it before, he just wanted to be courteous. He typed in his number once you unlocked it and texted his phone from yours. “Meet me at the gate after school. I want to get started tonight.” he softly said. The bell rang and he stood up to leave and gave you a small pat on the head. You blushed and he walked out. You just couldn’t take the smile off your face as you walked to your next class.

Seto Kentaro

Seto already had his eye mask and was leaning with his head against the wall behind him sleeping in the back of the classroom. You quietly sat down next to him with a small sigh. You envy the fact he gets away with sleeping all the time. Feeling a presence next to him he lifted up one side of the mask and smirked slightly seeing you sitting next to him. He’s always enjoyed your presence as you tend to not bother his sleeping and you’re the most beautiful girl he’s seen in this shit school. He grunted a tiny greeting and you looked at him with a cute smile. “Good Morning Seto-kun.” The teacher walked in and started lecturing the classroom. Seto took his mask off to figure out what the assignment of the day was before he went to sleep again. He heard you sigh and gave you a side glance when he heard you yawn. As the teacher explained more, he heard you yawn two more times. He leaned back in his seat and gently nudged your arm. You lazily looked over at him as you watched him reach into his bag and fish out another eye mask. He handed it to you and then leaned forward against his desk and patted his arm. You raised your eyebrow and shot him a confused glance when you looked from his arm to his eyes. He sighed and whispered a small “You can use my arm to rest against. I’ll pay attention in class today. Lord knows the number of times you’ve paid attention for me in here.” You give a big smile with a light flush on your cheeks as you put on the eye mask and wrap your arms around his and rest your head against his strong arm. “Thank you Seto-kun.” Seto smiled in response and gave a little pat on your head.

Thank you for reading my first post! Lmk how I did and my requests are open!

[kagekit]

what's that one line of heiji from his first appearance where he's like "when a guy is away from his girl she's all he can think of or talk about" and kazuha was always telling him to shut the fuck up about kudou. yeah what's up with that

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[kagekit]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[kagekit]

anything to stop studying

[kagekit]

dom levi 😳👉👈

Oof yes so this is what I came up with

warning: NSFW, double dicks, dirty talk

Double stuff ( LEVIATHAN X F!READER )

Lately, Leviathan has really been feeling on top of the world. He's been more comfortable in his own skin and you can see that by the way he acts, at least around you and in his room. He's been shirtless a lot, as if he's trying to show off to you, not that you were complaining. The demon actually packs! 

That's what you walked into right now, too. A shirtless Leviathan in his gaming chair, demon form out and his tail lazily hanging over one of the arm rests, "Levi~" you called out, turning his attention away from the anime he was watching " (Y/N)! " it was a mix between shock and excitement to see you here. He grinned at you, " wanna watch? It's the newest season." 

Well, that's what he said anyway. But you were seated in his lap now, the anime completely forgotten as you felt his bare chest against yours. He's been teasing you with looks and odd confidence for the past few days, but now he has you exactly where he wants you; close and personal. 

His fingers started to play with the edge of your pants, his other thumb still drawing circles over your hip, "I can smell you, (Y/N)." It was such an odd thing to say but just the fact that you got aroused from him is enough to make his own erection more evident in his pants, poking up against your ass. You have really been pushing His confidence through the roof and he absolutely loved it. 

His fingers slid into your panties, gliding between your wet folds and Levi let out a shudder. "You're so wet… wow…" you moaned as his finger brushed over your clit and in between your folds. His actions made you grind against him, rubbing over his hardened dicks. He groaned at the feeling, needing desperately to free them. 

One of his fingers circled around your wet hole, before entering and pumping in and out of you, "l-levi…" his name rolling so easily off of your tongue… his hips pushed up against yours involuntarily. Your head rolled back against his shoulder and he took that opportunity to kiss along your neck, "you're so cute…" he confessed, his other hand running up your chest to massage one of your breasts. 

Your chest lifted into his hand as you felt him add a second ditching, using it to stretch your hole for him, "p-please…" you whined, desperate to actually feel him. 

A sense of power washed over him with every moment that passes. You were in his lap, grinding against him, your legs spread for him… "stand up and sit on my desk." He ordered, you wasted no time doing exactly that, getting rid of your pants and underwear in the process. 

Levi watched you, rubbing his fingers together with your slick juices before removing his own pants, only leaving his boxers, "(Y/N)...." He started, his tail swaying nervously behind him, " don't be scared." He said, his eyes fixated on yours. Confusion erupted inside of you but you knew what he meant when he pulled down the last of his clothes; he had two serpent-like cocks. 

Careful eyes watched yours; you clenched your legs at the sight, not because you're scared but it made you even wetter. "Fuck… me up…" you mumbled, causing a grin to appear on his face. He took another step toward you, spreading your legs again for him. A groan escaped him as your arousal hit his nose and he wasted no time in guiding the lower one of his dicks to your dripping entrance, "I'm going to make you feel good, (Y/ N). " he mumbled before pushing in, his upper dick rubbing over your clit in the process. 

You threw your head back in pleasure at the feeling, clenching around him when his other dick brushed over your clit. Your hands found his shoulders and held onto them as he thrusted slowly, testing the waters. A sense of pride washed over him as he made you feel good right from the start. "G-gah…" you groaned out, feeling his tail wrap around your upper thigh to keep your legs spread for him. 

Levi let out a moan, thrusting into you. His hands rested on your hips as he pulled you against him, to the edge of his desk, shaking it with every thrust, "you feel so fucking wet around me, (Y/N)." You moaned in agreement, capturing his lips with your own. Your hand reached down to grab his other dick, stroking it with every thrust. The demon slammed into you at the sensation, feeling himself become slicker, his nails digging into your skin, "so good… Senpai…" you whined out, the nickname causing him to ram into you, his cock twitching with need, "say it again; you're so filthy for wanting both my cocks." Your hole clenched around him at his words, "y-yes.. Fuck, senpai… please… fill me up." He grunted, taking your hands in one of his as his dick rubbed over your clit again, "I will make you feel so full…" he mumbled, his shaky voice making the pleasure he felt more evident. 

"cum with me…" he groaned, relishing in your gasps. His cock was twitching inside of you, the other ready to cover you in his semen, and his thrusts became erratic. You clenched around him again, feeling your orgasm approach as his cocks pulsated, releasing his demon seed in and on you. 

He moaned at the sensation of your tight hole holding him in place, enjoying the nails digging into his back as you rode through your own orgasm, gently grinding against his dick still inside of you. You watched his seed spurt out; long strings of creamy white covering your lower abdomen and damn that was hot, you could've almost cum again. 

Levi panted, his cock still pulsating inside of you, "l-levi…" you whined, pushing against him. He groaned, meeting your eyes again; he knew what you wanted and God he wanted it too. "I know…" he said, taking his other dick and pulling out slightly, "I'm going to stuff you…" he promised, pushing another dick inside of you. 

[kagekit]

Can I request HC how the undateables (not Luke cus baby) react if in a public place or in a coffe shop with f!mc look at them whit a lustful look “can I jump on top of you, I’m bored" pointing to his private part. Pls?

I laughed writing Barbatos section and I have no regrets

Warning: slight NSFW

THE UNDATEABLES reacting to MC saying ^^^ that and pointing at their dicks. 

Diavolo:

Here he thought he’d do everyone a favor and take the day off because according to Lucifer “you drive everyone insane by hovering over their shoulders. Please, go do something Lord Diavolo.” so he did. He took you out for lunch and he’s laughing and telling you all these stories, you know, genuinely having a good time, but then you say that. His gaze follows your finger and he looks down between his own legs, confused for a while “what do you mean there’s nothing he---!” but then he realizes. And his face goes from shocked to blushing to mouth opening to smirking and then he scoots his chair back a bit and pats his lap.

“Sure, but I still want to finish my lunch. I hope you don’t mind the attention we’ll be getting.”

Barbatos:

“I want to come with you!!!” You had said to him when he said he needs to go grocery shopping for his Lord. He told you it would be boring because he’s just going into the store and comparing prices for a while. Just because Diavolo has unlimited amounts of money doesn’t mean Barbatos likes to spend ridiculous amounts unless Diavolo specifically asks for expensive things. You were already whining that he’s been looking at the same two brands of pasta for the past fifteen minutes but he didn’t expect you to say that. As a matter of fact, he just stares at you blankly and then holds the pasta out for you. 

“Once you tell me in elaborate detail which one I should take and why, I will gladly let you.” 

Simeon:

He thought he’d give you the opportunity to check out the celestial realm. It’s not every day that he has a chance to come up here during his exchange student time but he figured if he already has to go, he can make a date out of it. The celestial realm has some beautiful spots and he’s especially proud of this open area within one of the forests that overlooks a waterfall. He hoped you’d enjoy it just as much as he does but he’s been the only one talking. “Are you okay?” but then you say that and he’s so taken aback he doesn’t even know what to think let alone do. His pants are tightening at the thought and he’s more than ashamed. 

“(Y-Y/N)! Not… not up here. Don’t you like it? We can go swimming if you want.” Because you definitely need to cool down child we’re in heaven. 

Solomon:

Solomon drags you to random places all the time because it’s ‘fun’ and ‘exciting’ but that doesn’t mean they actually are. He literally dragged you to the interstate today because he likes to do the game where you slap the person everytime you see a beetle (the car, not the bug). “Gotcha again!” and he’s genuinely enjoying it, laughing and everything, and yet… you don’t seem to and you make that very clear. He looks down at where your hand is pointing and a soft blush tints his cheeks, although he will admit that this idea is probably better than his silly game…

“I… we should do it right now if you’re so ea-- oh beetle!” slap. 

#no but like where I'm from you punch people #punchbug no punch back #MC gonna get sucker punched

[kagekit]

YEEESSSS!!!!!!!

[The Ssum] Notice on Release of Cheritz’s New Title, ‘The Ssum’

Hello, this is Cheritz.

As spring makes its way with the last day of March, we bring you exciting news!

Four years ago, our experimental game ‘The Ssum’ was soft-launched in selected regions, and it shut down its services after we had collected enough data.

(*Only a few of you will recognize it! 

The opening video we used at the time is available on Youtube)

Uncertain of its official release, The Ssum Project was not canceled, but instead was being developed in secret(?).

After four long, long years…

Finally!

At last!

We are getting ready for its ‘official release!’

The game’s official title is “The Ssum: Forbidden Lab.”

(To find out what the game is really about… please look forward to future news!)

All polished-up for the official launch, The Ssum has gone through countless changes in its original settings, designs and features.

Look at all those changes!

The Ssum: Forbidden Lab will be available on 27th of April, 2022!

Why does it have the name ‘Forbidden Lab’ next to the title?

How will it bring fun and joy to your daily life?

Upcoming news will tell you all about it!

After our soft-launch, too focused on our mission to bring you fun and joy, we have kept you waiting for too long.

We sincerely appreciate your patience and will be back with more information soon!

Thank you.

P.S. Did you know that Seung-hoon Seok, the voice actor of our main character, had an interview with us during The Ssum’s development?

You can watch the interview here.

Best regards,

Cheritz

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Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

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I hope you don’t mind this being exclusive for the Pro-Heroes!

(NSFW)

Papers? Check. Writing utensils? Check. Lube? Check.

You were primed and ready to begin this cocktastic journey. Completing this project will be a great benefit to Thirstology. You can’t believe that they put their trust in you to collect such valuable information from several willing participants. There’s no way you’re going to let the people at National Thirst Studies down.

With your lower body completely bare, you and your ambitious pussy set out to begin the cockwarming interviews.

Keep reading

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good morning cruel world

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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All of these stories of CEOs cutting their salary to pay employees are supposed to be feel-good stories, but if cutting one salary is all it takes to pay all of them, there’s something wrong.