Don’t commit a daily good deed, commit a daily spiteful deed. Open the door for someone? Close it right in their face.
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Hi, if you’re seeing magenta then you should book to see a doctor!! You’re definitely colour blind!!!
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Vroom vroo vroo vrooom
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
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