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it's going Bad guys

i'm actually at that stage of cleaning where it's never looked worse

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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

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Frank Frazetta

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Frank Frazetta ‘The Black Nazgul’ from his Lord of the Rings portfolio, 1975

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JEEVES AND WOOSTER 3.03 'Introduction on Broadway'

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From Emmy Magazine

#oh MAN

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i'm actually at that stage of cleaning where it's never looked worse

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the brown paste that u crave? yeah i had that

Lestat, having eaten spaghetti sauce while in a living body, is one of the only main Vampire Chronicles characters who has eaten a tomato

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I'm cleaning out my closet of old clothes and clothes that frankly don't fit any more; if you'd like any blazers (Theory or Hugo Boss) in a size 4-6 let me know, and/or some blouses. Also if you want you can try to sell them, I don't care. I'll mail them to you for free. DM me. USA only since the after-hours machines don't do international shipping.

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he says he had cocoa but that's sooooo right on the line it occupies very real brainspace in @thecactifindahome 's cranium on a very regular basis. my theory was marius could maybe have been poking around for fun stuff in Portuguese ports and armand wouldn't even know, since at that point marius can cross vast distances without much trouble. MAYBE to the new world itself to grab the stuff but idk i think lisbon is more likely

Lestat, having eaten spaghetti sauce while in a living body, is one of the only main Vampire Chronicles characters who has eaten a tomato

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#one night lestat sees an olive garden commercial and starts bragging about how delicious tomato sauce is#daniel rolls his eyes#armand argues it's acidic and strange#lestat asks how the hell would he know

benji keeps making dumb italian food remarks at marius, all of which contain tomatoes, and he's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to having. five fledglings.

Lestat, having eaten spaghetti sauce while in a living body, is one of the only main Vampire Chronicles characters who has eaten a tomato

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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)

#i mean.................

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Lestat, having eaten spaghetti sauce while in a living body, is one of the only main Vampire Chronicles characters who has eaten a tomato

#tvc #the vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt

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emily henry was so evil for writing this and then leaving it in her silly little romance novel where i read it and then realized things about myself 🔪🔪🔪🔪

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thinking about the poll about canon vs non-canon ships that didn't define terms, and the current fandom focus on things "going canon," so i made up a scale.

this is NOT a question about whether canon matters to what you ship (or matters at all), just how to define the phrase "canon ship."

many ships start low on the scale and slow burn their way up, so vote for the point when you would have called them "canon." i agonized over the order (especially #4-6) for a day and a half, but i went with the order in which i think joe random with a nielsen ratings box and no tumblr account would notice/call something a romantic relationship.

#seven #and it's a soft seven if it's a type of thing where nothing is super closely defined #but generally speaking seven

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