not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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so the other day i was trying to quote the "yeah, i hate to tell you this evan but you may have already perjured urself" line to chris but i had the "ima keep it real with u united states government" meme rolling around in my head at the time which turned into me saying "ima keep it real with u evan". anyway
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hi tumblr dot com my blog has been very dead lately Mostly bc i’m fighting for my life to finish college (49 MORE DAYS….) if any of u are still here hi hello i love u dearly and one day i promise i’ll be back to my shitposting and maybe even my dehposting
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hey kleinsen nation (2 people cheer)
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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i dont wanna go. what if there is Noise.
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sometimes I wish I could blink audibly like SpongeBob
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We need more honorifics for when you like get good at something like dr ...like maybe if you, eat, 1000000 hotdogs you can be htdg. That's a fucking stupid example but you're not paying me to come up with posts now are you .
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CONCENTRATE & CHARGE
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good bye
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