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the catholic old white guy asked me to explain lgbtq+ to him and it was honestly kind of funny
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how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already
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"Very often I will get asked what my favorite scene or line is from the movie. Choosing a favorite scene is difficult, as I really have a few that I love. But choosing the line? Well, that one’s easy. I don’t have to think twice about it. It is not the flashiest. It’s not the coolest. And it certainly is not the most unique. However, it is all and everything of what is at the heart of the Karate Kid film."
Waxing On: The Karate Kid and Me - Chapter Two: Soulful Magic
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@merv606 thoughts?
What kinks do you think old Kreese and Silver would have?
So I feel they’d keep A LOT from their younger days. I’ll make a list of what the main ones I think they’d indulge in most would be.
John Kreese:
- degradation: Kreese is both a sadist and masochist. Though he is more private about the second, the first he’s loud and proud about. Being mean gets him off. So of course, in a captain’s tone, he will tell his partner exactly what they’re good for and that’s his pleasure.
- marking: Biting, sucking, slapping— anything that will bruise s/o’s skin enough to remind them who they belong to. He loves to come home to see you in one of his shirts; thighs covered in angry, red splotches some turning purple. His cock twitches in his pants at just the sight and then get ready to be bent over whatever the nearest surface is. A gentleman, he never leaves marks where others can see unless he has a reason to.
- Daddy Kink: Jesus Christ. This man has the biggest daddy kink you’ve ever seen. His domineering, commanding nature pairs so wonderful with the whole vibe and god, it’s a constant in he and s/o’s sex life. “C’mere, doll. You look like you’ve had a shitty day. Tell daddy what happened.” And such. S/O would probably be at least 5 years younger and the dynamic would be intoxicating. In bed, expect to be spanked, fucked so hard it hurts to walk and then held close and told how good you did for him.
Terry Silver:
- Predator/Prey: chasing S/O through the woods, through the mansion, or stalking makes him the hardest he’s gotten. Watching their helpless expression when he finally catches his lover, mm, he makes sure to leave their entire body near broken internally— pleasantly of course. Only the best for his darling. “Thought you could win, sweetheart? How’s that working out for you? So fucking pathetic, aren’t you? Yeah that’s right, take me fucking cock. I don’t care if it hurts you. You’re mine to hurt”. The thrill of the chase gets his blood pumping south and if s/o ever tried to challenge him with a game like that, well… 𝘳𝘶𝘯.
- sensory deprivation: being a firm believer in using the senses to fight, to survive, nothing would bring him more pleasure than to be in control of what s/o can see, can feel, can hear, even smell. “Poor thing, aren’t you? Can’t even see what’s coming. Just a pathetic little hole, hm?” It gives him a power surge and oh his he loves watching the fear on his lovers face as he torments their body— 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺— with teasing, featherlight touches to bruising bites and hits.
- Breeding: A man his age without a legacy to leave behind, well that just won’t stand. He may not even 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 s/o about it, or just drop little hints here and there as he fucks into you ruthlessly, “you want me to knock you up? You’d look so fucking sexy all swollen up with my child. All mine and a sweet little bump to show it. This pretty pussy would bring my kid into the world. You’d love that, wouldn’t you?” S/o doesn’t take it serious until their birth control mysteriously was tampered with and the pregnancy test had two lines.
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Kinda fucked up and your followers hate men and think it’s okay to hate them. Like how fucking low does your self esteem have to be to hate a fucking gender?! God people are pathetic
wait until you hear how men feel about women bro
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the way xolo picked up tanner and swung him around like he’s a princess🥹❤️
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While Israel actively commits a genocide and prepares to invade Rafah, Eurovision helps it spread its war propaganda. Boycott Eurovision.
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I am Jewish. I am an anti-Zionist. I am always and forever pro-Palestine.
My grandmother was born in Palestine before Israel existed. My grandmother, who died less than a decade ago (in her 70s) was already older than the settler colonial state of Israel. Judaism exists without Zionism. Zionism goes against the Jewish religion. Zionism is white supremacy.
From the river to the sea Palestine WILL BE FREE
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I love asking those people “well, do YOU want to have kids?… don’t worry. You’ll change your mind. You’ll regret it.”
stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind
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One of the things that pisses me off most about this genocide and overall occupation is how many people say it's so complicated and there's so much nuance and there isn't one easy solution. This is one of the simplest things I have ever seen. Zionists invaded palestine in 1947-48. They have occupied it for 76 years while taking more and more land. They kidnap and torture and massacre Palestinians day in day out for those 76 years. They control every aspect of Palestinian life, including their water and medical care. And now they are committing another genocide against them. Where is the complication? What is hard to understand? "Well, Jewish people need a place where they won't be discriminated against" I absolutely agree. So make every country in the world safe for Jewish people. Fight against anti Semitism across the world. Don't commit a genocide and set up an ethnostate.
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When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!
I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH
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Some good news
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some underappreciated vines i haven’t seen in any vine compilation yet i that found way deep in my vines tag
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