justdenethorthings

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

#this feels so steward coded on god

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why yes, i will be talking about denethor's character assassination in the films as a lazy way to prop up aragorn as the de facto hero archetype for the rest of my life, thank you very much

#I'M RIGHT AND I'LL SAY IT

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God I've been gone from Tumblr too long, the denethor tag has gone rancid again

#it's 2024 guys cmon #where my critical thinking girlies at #where my booklotr hoes at #where my chronically depressed well read bitches at??????

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It's the anniversary of Return of the King's (film) release so I'm holding a moment of silence for Denethor's tragic character assassination and the death of Gondor's narrative as a whole 😔🕯️

#pour one out boys #smdh

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someday I'll learn to finish things

#truly spectacular #denethor II

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in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise

#so true steward

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category 14 autism event 23 dead 1400 wounded at last count but that number continues to rise as reports come in

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i was inspired

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*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

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not dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain but a secret third thing (diminish, go into the West, and remain Galadriel)

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it would honestly be so embarrassing to fight in world war 1 and not have any homosexual experiences. you're there at the welcome home party while all the other guys are regaling everyone with their tales of ptsd-addled trench suckington while you're sat there like 😐👉👈

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Parentheses are the tumblr tags of texting, people, use them!!

#i am spreading this gospel to all my side blogs

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I can’t believe I haven’t done this before.

#season's greasons

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men love being sacrificed on an altar under a full moon don’t worry about it